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Re: Wanking

Postby jameskel » Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:26 pm

You knocking one out while reading
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Re: Wanking

Postby palerider » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:52 pm

And Onan knew that the seed should not be his.
And it came to pass that when he went to his brother's wife that he spilled his seed upon the ground.


Even the bible mentions it.

And I'm a devout Christian.

So I'm doing God's work.



Amen.
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Re: Wanking

Postby Hammerite » Thu Nov 09, 2017 9:40 pm

Confucius say "Better to go to bed with hen than pullit" :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: Wanking

Postby Taansend » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:46 am

grandad wrote:Was asked by a lad at work so I still wank he said

I said yes off course I do and mainly it's thinking about you or your mum

Called me out of order and walked away with the right hump ?


:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:

He probably sent out a tweet with the hashtag #ME TOO afterwards :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: Wanking

Postby Brookbonds73 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:08 pm

palerider wrote:
Brookbonds73 wrote:Amazing what you can find up there sometimes after a good root about. Last week I found a set of spoons and an old copy of train spotters weekly.

October 1993 ?

June Entwhistle, 42, from Congleton wearing just her anorak and some leg warmers on page 3 ? I've got that one, a personal favourite.

I trust the pages are now stuck together.


Not quite my amigo.

December 1993. Christmas edition.
Lady Felicia Ponsonby Johnson dressed in just a pair of jodhpurs with hair strewn and spatterings of mud on the forehead.
I've turned it to papier-mâché over the years.
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Re: Wanking

Postby Hammerite » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:37 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
palerider wrote:
Brookbonds73 wrote:Amazing what you can find up there sometimes after a good root about. Last week I found a set of spoons and an old copy of train spotters weekly.

October 1993 ?

June Entwhistle, 42, from Congleton wearing just her anorak and some leg warmers on page 3 ? I've got that one, a personal favourite.

I trust the pages are now stuck together.


Not quite my amigo.

December 1993. Christmas edition.
Lady Felicia Ponsonby Johnson dressed in just a pair of jodhpurs with hair strewn and spatterings of mud on the forehead.
I've turned it to papier-mâché over the years.




She had a fanny like a burst mattress :)
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Re: Wanking

Postby palerider » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:59 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
palerider wrote:
Brookbonds73 wrote:Amazing what you can find up there sometimes after a good root about. Last week I found a set of spoons and an old copy of train spotters weekly.

October 1993 ?

June Entwhistle, 42, from Congleton wearing just her anorak and some leg warmers on page 3 ? I've got that one, a personal favourite.

I trust the pages are now stuck together.


Not quite my amigo.

December 1993. Christmas edition.
Lady Felicia Ponsonby Johnson dressed in just a pair of jodhpurs with hair strewn and spatterings of mud on the forehead.
I've turned it to papier-mâché over the years.

Ah yes. Lady F. Had quite a reputation back in the day. And it turned out she wasn't a train-spotter at all.

Quite a sad story. Her husband was 19th in line to the throne but she got hooked on the polish while sprucing-up the horse brasses and began turning up at Crewe station barely dressed as she thought it was Haydock Park.

Not a bad looking sort even now though and I would.
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Re: Wanking

Postby Noni » Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:16 pm

The only time men can multi-task

When is the only time a guy can multi-task?
When he's watching porn, wanking, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...

What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're wanking and your hand falls asleep
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Re: Wanking

Postby Hammerite » Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:02 pm

I knew a fellah who got a cock transplant..................

His hand rejected it :shock:
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Re: Wanking

Postby grandad » Sat Nov 11, 2017 4:27 pm

Hammerite wrote:I knew a fellah who got a cock transplant..................

His hand rejected it :shock:






My mate who lives in Norfolk had a bad accident and his chap was cut off


Anyway only thing they could find was a turkey neck

Anyway after 6 months he shagged his wife I said how was it mate













Bootiful he said



Coat hat scarf in bag.
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