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Christmas Fairy

Post by teddybard » Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:45 pm

nta's Solution.
In the countdown to Christmas, these cash strapped hard times
the Elves are on strike on the production line
When four of Santa's elves got sick,
trainees did not produce toys as quick
and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressures
but coped with the strikers and Rum in large measures.

Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming
which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer,alarming
he found that three were about to give birth
and two more jumped the fence, in great mirth.
Heaven knows where, he was tempted to say
Then began to load the sleigh, the floorboards shattered,
the toy bag fell to the ground the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house
for a few cups of apple cider and a chocolate mouse.
When he went to the cupboard, the cupboard was bare
the elves drank all the cider and hid the liquor.
He accidentally dropped the cider jug,
which broke into pieces all ( ain't Santa a mug)
shattered all over the kitchen floor.
He went for the broom (mice had eaten the straw.)

Just then in the evening, the doorbell rang,
outside a choir of heavenly angels sang
and irritated Santa marched to the door,
yanked it open, and glared at the floor.
There stood a little angel with a great Christmas tree.
the angel said to Santa very cheerfully,
"Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day?
I have a beautiful tree for you. what do you say ?"

"Where would you like me to stick it?" she asked, hopefully
And so began the modern tradition,
of the Angel on top of the Christmas tree.
in a most undignified position.

Happy Christmas one and all.
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