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Noni
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Making you Fart!!...?

Postby Noni » Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:53 pm

Got to honest, I eat quite healthy!... :)

The more Beans, Cabbage, Broccoli or Brussel Sprouts, why do these healthy foods make you fart?.... There's nothing from crap food at all. I can eat loads of crappy foods, but no farts!....? :?

Also I conclude drinking beer makes you fart too, my conclusion is, drinking beer is healthy!!! :D
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby Brookbonds73 » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:22 am

As a rule after a good skin full I normally have a kebab with chilli sauce and extra onions which after being consumed does tend to make me rise the sheets a tad. It does tend to stench quite badly during the night, so much so that there are normally burn marks on the sheets and the wife's pj's have on more than one occasion caught fire.
That said though, after my morning ablutions and a half hour head squeeze, I'm back to passing wind in a most pleasant fashion, which can smell a tad of rosemary.
I'm not one for eating healthy as it normally binds me up and can take several days to uncork myself in a most distasteful fashion using a shoehorn and non grit swarfega.
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby jameskel » Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:01 pm

Couple of fingers
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby Neville Bartos » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:05 pm

I don't have them very often, but fried onions. Somehow the smell comes out unaffected by the trip through. It's Dutch oven heaven.
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby Blockhead » Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:06 pm

wind
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby BCHammer » Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:09 am

I think its a general thing that one does get used to beans and veg and they lose effectiveness. Quite disappointing really. Cant think of any other reason to eat them.

But hard boiled eggs always work. Add to tuna. Guaranteed results. It did actually result in me publicly soiling myself.
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby Gandalf » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:02 pm

Maybe this will be of use to some of you!?

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01 ... our-phone/
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby Noni » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:26 pm

Gandalf wrote:Maybe this will be of use to some of you!?

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01 ... our-phone/


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Must get one!.... :D
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