Making you Fart!!...?

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tassiehammer
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby tassiehammer » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:03 pm

Finding a bright side to every downside.
Wife has had several plays with the bastard chemo.
Lost all sense of smell. But she gives me a dirty look because she can still hear them. :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby jameskel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:37 pm

Brazilian fart porn

Go on, treat yourself :D
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby Pennywise » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:58 pm

Noni wrote:
2. Healthy eating

Not all the food we eat gets digested. Anything our small intestine doesn't process gets passed on to our large intestine where it brews.

Unfortunately, we owe our smelliest farts to the healthiest foods.

Fruit, vegetables, whole-grains and legumes all generate a stink.


Utter codswallop, one whiff under my duvet on a Sunday morning after a day on the boats being corrupted by Kris and Geo's jager's and I guarantee you will be quickly disavowed of that notion.

Beer arse is the worst, unless of course you're ginger, then God help anyone around you.
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby Noni » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:55 am

Pilot makes emergency landing because a passenger refuses to stop farting!... :i am genuinely amused:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-new ... g-12038181
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Re: Making you Fart!!...?

Postby Noni » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:30 am

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