When I was a kid

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Neville Bartos
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby Neville Bartos » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:26 am

mkhammer wrote:Remember ...all the girls you used to play with with in the playground at junior school...
And looking at at them in a whole new light,when you moved up to secondary school,
and they started running round in hockey skirts...... :i am genuinely amused:


Don't look up any of the girls you used to fancy at school on Facebook.
That fresh faced, golden skinned, lustrous haired, beauty is long gone.
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby mkhammer » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:38 am

Neville Bartos wrote:
mkhammer wrote:Remember ...all the girls you used to play with with in the playground at junior school...
And looking at at them in a whole new light,when you moved up to secondary school,
and they started running round in hockey skirts...... :i am genuinely amused:


Don't look up any of the girls you used to fancy at school on Facebook.
That fresh faced, golden skinned, lustrous haired, beauty is long gone.



:i am genuinely amused: know exactly what you mean mate...

Tho a while back,bumped into someone I knew in my mid 20s,hadn't seen 25 years or so

Have to say she looked stunning......
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby terrya1965 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:30 pm

grandad wrote:Lee Taylor was 9 had a birthday party and I never got a invite ..... Hated the cunt to be honest a proper prick and now retired customs officer I hear.


Anyway his mum ( nice lady and I had many a wank over her in later years I'd like to add i am genuinely amused ) asked my mum could she put Lee cake in our house to keep it away from him

My mum said yes and put it in cupboard ..Anyway I found it and the chocolate solder figures on top were soon to be headless by my gob.

I knew it was wrong and I knew when it all comes out I'd get a massive kicking from my mum. But it has to be done. ............... Posh stuck up cunt i am genuinely amused


Love the bit about his Mum.Wished I would have had a neighbour like that :)
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby CambridgeIron71 » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:43 pm

Slinky.

Rubik's cube.

Summer holidays were a week in Wales camping.

I remember my dad spending all morning building my sister, brother and I a go cart, as already perfectly described previously in this thread. He got the neighbour to push him for a test run, back wheel fell (the wheels were all different sizes) steering snapped and he stacked it on the first corner :shock:

Writing thank you letters for Xmas and birthday presents.

Pringle jumpers.

Pacers and gammon flavoured wotsits.

Finding your dads "Confession of" books and showing your mates.
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby terrya1965 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:38 pm

West Ham winning trophies.
Caretakers on housing Estates.
Bus Conductors
Jubblys
Pink Panther Bars.
Decent music
Tiswas
Playboy in the bottom of your draw.
Underwear only changed twice a week :i am genuinely amused:
Bath night Sunday`s
Thunderbirds.
Covers on beds and Dad`s overcoat when it was really cold.Gradually creeping your feet in to your bed until that part warmed up.Use to take you a few minutes to get in. :D
Barbapapa.
Laurel and Hardy.
Roast Dinner,Seafood and Salad for tea EVERY Sunday.
Sunday Mirror,Sunday People and News of the World EVERY Sunday.
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby Noni » Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:15 pm

British Leyland
When adding stripes on your car bought at Halfords, made your car go faster and look cool!.... :i am genuinely amused:
Family gatherings on weekends, not just at Christmas
The Alegro and its square steering wheel.
Raleigh bikes the biggest name and sort after brand.
Henry Cooper was our biggest name in boxing
The sliderule, used before calculators. I actually used one!!!.... :D
Getting scared and having nightmares at Carry on Screaming!......... :D
Watching Top of the Pops and Blue Peter on a regular basis.
Loving cheese on toast with Tomato Ketchup. :D

When my mum gave me meal ticket money for school, I used to wait a day and end up buying cheap dinner tickets from kids that needed the money!.... :D I made a profit and used to buy sweets, plus eat school dinners at a cheaper rate. Spotted dick was a favourite as a desert with custard. :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby BCHammer » Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:27 pm

Mrs Slocum's pussy
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby mkhammer » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:05 pm

Playing football each and every spare minute of the day...anywhere and everywhere...

Playground,Park,Garden,kitchen,frontroom.bedroom,hallway,street,any bit of green you could
find,garages,(my neighbours hated me smashing the ball against the metal doored garages)

Good footballs,shit footballs (those F.in stupid light ones that went in an entirely different
direction to the one you were kicking it in.. :i am genuinely amused: ) Tennis balls,the little plastic ones that would
split(evidently you could use them when split to break into some cars back then,bit of suction to
pop the lock.. :i am genuinely amused: )

Playing at night when you couldn't even see the ball,used to love Squash football,where by you
used an area of wall as a goal,and take turns scoring,trying to smash the ball as hard as you could
against the wall so your mate would have to score from about fifty yards away.. :i am genuinely amused:

I broke more windows than I can remember....climbing in and out of peoples gardens getting
your treasured footie back.........Loved it.....

Then fuckin girls came along.......................ruined it.... :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby Mikeveep » Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:32 pm

Taking my dog over the park hoping to get a game of football.

20 a side !

Everybody in a team. "Sorry Mike there was an odd number you dont get a game"

"Oh,fuck you all,c'mon Rover we'll go for a walk"

"Er,Mike,sorry, Rover's been picked"
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby grandad » Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:48 am

Park keepers.
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