When I was a kid

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terrya1965
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby terrya1965 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 10:57 am

mkhammer wrote:Playing football each and every spare minute of the day...anywhere and everywhere...

Playground,Park,Garden,kitchen,frontroom.bedroom,hallway,street,any bit of green you could
find,garages,(my neighbours hated me smashing the ball against the metal doored garages)

Good footballs,shit footballs (those F.in stupid light ones that went in an entirely different
direction to the one you were kicking it in.. :i am genuinely amused: ) Tennis balls,the little plastic ones that would
split(evidently you could use them when split to break into some cars back then,bit of suction to
pop the lock.. :i am genuinely amused: )

Playing at night when you couldn't even see the ball,used to love Squash football,where by you
used an area of wall as a goal,and take turns scoring,trying to smash the ball as hard as you could
against the wall so your mate would have to score from about fifty yards away.. :i am genuinely amused:

I broke more windows than I can remember....climbing in and out of peoples gardens getting
your treasured footie back.........Loved it.....

Then fuckin girls came along.......................ruined it.... :i am genuinely amused:


At Secondary School we used a piece of wood from woodwork class.

Me and my older bruv use to play football in our long passage.We`d get some socks and put it in a bigger socks.We would do the commentary has we were playing :D
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby h69 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:20 am

Spangles
Pacers
texan bars
Waggon Wheels the size of a frisbee
oil rigs

Pinstripe jeans
Leather ties
Girls with Beanie boppers
Girls with neon Legwarmers

(guess who grew up in the 80s)
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby mkhammer » Wed Jan 10, 2018 12:05 pm

terrya1965 wrote:
mkhammer wrote:Playing football each and every spare minute of the day...anywhere and everywhere...

Playground,Park,Garden,kitchen,frontroom.bedroom,hallway,street,any bit of green you could
find,garages,(my neighbours hated me smashing the ball against the metal doored garages)

Good footballs,shit footballs (those F.in stupid light ones that went in an entirely different
direction to the one you were kicking it in.. :i am genuinely amused: ) Tennis balls,the little plastic ones that would
split(evidently you could use them when split to break into some cars back then,bit of suction to
pop the lock.. :i am genuinely amused: )

Playing at night when you couldn't even see the ball,used to love Squash football,where by you
used an area of wall as a goal,and take turns scoring,trying to smash the ball as hard as you could
against the wall so your mate would have to score from about fifty yards away.. :i am genuinely amused:

I broke more windows than I can remember....climbing in and out of peoples gardens getting
your treasured footie back.........Loved it.....

Then fuckin girls came along.......................ruined it.... :i am genuinely amused:


At Secondary School we used to a piece of wood from woodwork class.

Me and my older bruv use to play football in our long passage.We`d get some socks and put it in a bigger socks.We would do the commentary has we were playing :D



Had a German Shepherd,used to go everywhere with me when poss....
Used to clear the kitchen move the table right back against the wall,use as a goal,stick
Jesse in goal and take penalties against her,she was brilliant,really hard to score...

Give Joe a run for his money....... :i am genuinely amused:

Fuck I loved that dog..had her as a pup and grew up with her.
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby Gandalf » Wed Jan 10, 2018 9:56 pm

terrya1965 wrote:Playboy in the bottom of your draw.


Yep, I'm sure we all had that! :i am genuinely amused:

Teenagers these days don't know how lucky they are. Unlimited porn on the internet. A mouse in one hand and......well, you get the picture!
If we had the internet back in our day I don't think I ever would have come out of my room!!
All we had was well-worn copies of Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse and the like.

And these days they have categories. So many categories! :-o
In our day we had soft-core, hard-core and Readers Wives. That was it! That's what we had to choose our fantasy for the night from.

And it was rarely from the Readers Wives pages. :roll:
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby Marco Boogers Boots » Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:35 am

mkhammer wrote:
terrya1965 wrote:
mkhammer wrote:Playing football each and every spare minute of the day...anywhere and everywhere...

Playground,Park,Garden,kitchen,frontroom.bedroom,hallway,street,any bit of green you could
find,garages,(my neighbours hated me smashing the ball against the metal doored garages)

Good footballs,shit footballs (those F.in stupid light ones that went in an entirely different
direction to the one you were kicking it in.. :i am genuinely amused: ) Tennis balls,the little plastic ones that would
split(evidently you could use them when split to break into some cars back then,bit of suction to
pop the lock.. :i am genuinely amused: )

Playing at night when you couldn't even see the ball,used to love Squash football,where by you
used an area of wall as a goal,and take turns scoring,trying to smash the ball as hard as you could
against the wall so your mate would have to score from about fifty yards away.. :i am genuinely amused:

I broke more windows than I can remember....climbing in and out of peoples gardens getting
your treasured footie back.........Loved it.....

Then fuckin girls came along.......................ruined it.... :i am genuinely amused:


At Secondary School we used to a piece of wood from woodwork class.

Me and my older bruv use to play football in our long passage.We`d get some socks and put it in a bigger socks.We would do the commentary has we were playing :D



Had a German Shepherd,used to go everywhere with me when poss....
Used to clear the kitchen move the table right back against the wall,use as a goal,stick
Jesse in goal and take penalties against her,she was brilliant,really hard to score...

Give Joe a run for his money....... :i am genuinely amused:

Fuck I loved that dog..had her as a pup and grew up with her.



Had a German Shepherd as a kid too, it stuck as I'm on my second as an adult!

My dog is 8 now, so getting on. It will fucking break me when she goes. :cry:
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby mkhammer » Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:50 am

Marco Boogers Boots wrote:
mkhammer wrote:
terrya1965 wrote:
At Secondary School we used to a piece of wood from woodwork class.

Me and my older bruv use to play football in our long passage.We`d get some socks and put it in a bigger socks.We would do the commentary has we were playing :D



Had a German Shepherd,used to go everywhere with me when poss....
Used to clear the kitchen move the table right back against the wall,use as a goal,stick
Jesse in goal and take penalties against her,she was brilliant,really hard to score...

Give Joe a run for his money....... :i am genuinely amused:

Fuck I loved that dog..had her as a pup and grew up with her.



Had a German Shepherd as a kid too, it stuck as I'm on my second as an adult!

My dog is 8 now, so getting on. It will fucking break me when she goes. :cry:


Yes Mate wonderful dogs,always had one in the family,3 different dogs,all brilliant,but
Jesse will always be special,had from age of 6 till I was 18.
The Bond you can form with them is amazing...

Got plenty of time left with yours mate..
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby Gandalf » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:12 pm

Sid Snot
Cupid Stunt
Captain Kremmen
Gizzard Puke
Angry of Mayfair
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby grandad » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:24 pm

Levi staypress

Dickie jeans
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby tassiehammer » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:01 am

terrya1965 wrote:
grandad wrote:Lee Taylor was 9 had a birthday party and I never got a invite ..... Hated the cunt to be honest a proper prick and now retired customs officer I hear.


Anyway his mum ( nice lady and I had many a wank over her in later years I'd like to add i am genuinely amused ) asked my mum could she put Lee cake in our house to keep it away from him

My mum said yes and put it in cupboard ..Anyway I found it and the chocolate solder figures on top were soon to be headless by my gob.

I knew it was wrong and I knew when it all comes out I'd get a massive kicking from my mum. But it has to be done. ............... Posh stuck up cunt i am genuinely amused


Love the bit about his Mum.Wished I would have had a neighbour like that :)


:i am genuinely amused: We had a horny looking mum at the top of our road we all had crushes on. One of my mates got caught peeping through the window at her and was in the throes of cumming when he got caught by the husband who broke his toe giving him a kicking with his house slippers on. :i am genuinely amused:
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Re: When I was a kid

Postby tassiehammer » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:22 am

Fuck, I know we'd get nicked these days but hey we were growin up experimenting.
We found a spot at the old Queen Mary's Hospital in West Ham Lane where once a week loads of women went for pregnancy testing and vd testing. You could look down through the windows from a shed roof and see tits galore. I gobbed of at my schol in canning town and another gobbed of at st bons and another at rokeby. Numbers grew each week untill a part of the roof collapsed, a load of old metal beds made more noise than concorde and the old bill were called. We never went back. Oh, the good old days. :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: *
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