palerider wrote:Brookbonds73 wrote:
And me, more suction.
Be like getting a blow job from a deluxe Hoover.
I had to call the Fire Brigade.
A bit embarrassing.
I take it you went straight to turbo mode and there lies the problem. You have to ease yourself in gently otherwise you end up with the veiny hot dog wedged in.
I shall send you my book on how to have fun with hoovers and other household appliances.