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Re: Botox

Post by Brookbonds73 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:16 pm

palerider wrote:
Brookbonds73 wrote:
And me, more suction.
Be like getting a blow job from a deluxe Hoover.
I had to call the Fire Brigade.



A bit embarrassing.
I take it you went straight to turbo mode and there lies the problem. You have to ease yourself in gently otherwise you end up with the veiny hot dog wedged in.
I shall send you my book on how to have fun with hoovers and other household appliances.
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Re: Botox

Post by palerider » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:24 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote:
palerider wrote: I had to call the Fire Brigade.



A bit embarrassing.
I take it you went straight to turbo mode and there lies the problem. You have to ease yourself in gently otherwise you end up with the veiny hot dog wedged in.
I shall send you my book on how to have fun with hoovers and other household appliances.
Just bring it with you on the 10th my good man.



I shall of course be wearing my kaftan that day to hide the fact the Dyson will still be in situ.
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Re: Botox

Post by Brookbonds73 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:43 pm

palerider wrote:
Brookbonds73 wrote:
I take it you went straight to turbo mode and there lies the problem. You have to ease yourself in gently otherwise you end up with the veiny hot dog wedged in.
I shall send you my book on how to have fun with hoovers and other household appliances.
Just bring it with you on the 10th my good man.



I shall of course be wearing my kaftan that day to hide the fact the Dyson will still be in situ.
Will do my learned friend.
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Re: Botox

Post by Gonzo » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:47 pm

Pennywise wrote:
jameskel wrote::D :D

she is a shocker. Looks like her face has been pulled inside out
Still would though
:lol: :lol: Surely fucking not :lol:

Quadrophenia was a long fucking time ago you dirty old goat
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Re: Botox

Post by jameskel » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:59 pm

Ignore him gonzo, I think he is talking about Rednapp
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Re: Botox

Post by Noni » Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:24 pm

Thinking of getting Botox done on my balls and penis!... :roll: :D :lol:
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Re: Botox

Post by Pennywise » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:36 am

Gonzo wrote:
Pennywise wrote:
Still would though
:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: Surely fucking not :i am genuinely amused:

Quadrophenia was a long fucking time ago you dirty old goat
Oh come on, she'd go at it like a basset hound at a water bowl.
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Re: Botox

Post by Gonzo » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:58 pm

Pennywise wrote:
Gonzo wrote:
:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: Surely fucking not :i am genuinely amused:

Quadrophenia was a long fucking time ago you dirty old goat
Oh come on, she'd go at it like a basset hound at a water bowl.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Endearing image


I was thinking more Koi Carp gently sucking off the surface algae
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Re: Botox

Post by belfasthammer » Mon Mar 05, 2018 2:46 pm

Does anyone know someone it works for but I suppose you couldnt tell for those that look better lol
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Re: Botox

Post by h69 » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:26 am

jameskel wrote::D :D

she is a shocker. Looks like her face has been pulled inside out
Image

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