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Sound weight loss advice

Postby palerider » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:54 am

Stay out of the chip shop you fat cunts.
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Re: Sound weight loss advice

Postby Brookbonds73 » Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:35 pm

Take an ounce of speed, and clean up your house, you fat cunt.
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Postby jameskel » Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:40 pm

Dixie fried chicken, twice a week. An incredible clear out
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Re: Sound weight loss advice

Postby mkhammer » Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:48 pm

Don't eat so much .......... :roll:
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Re: Sound weight loss advice

Postby Dicksies Diner » Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:28 pm

Get a £200 a day crack habit.
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Re: Sound weight loss advice

Postby palerider » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:30 am

There was an hour long programme about it on the BBC last night called The truth about obesity.



Waste of your tv licence money.

The researcher should have just come on for 10 seconds and said Stay out of the chip shop you fat cunts.


Then they could have had an hour of something decent for a change.
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Re: Sound weight loss advice

Postby Gonzo » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:14 am

Gastro interitis


I had the fucking thing for over a week, didn't eat and slept the whole time except for when I was shitting.

I went from 13st1lb to 11st12 . . . . . a fucking miracle.
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Re: Sound weight loss advice

Postby palerider » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:23 am

Gonzo wrote:Gastro interitis


I had the fucking thing for over a week, didn't eat and slept the whole time except for when I was shitting.

I went from 13st1lb to 11st12 . . . . . a fucking miracle.

I hope you got up for the latter.
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Re: Sound weight loss advice

Postby Gonzo » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:25 am

palerider wrote:
Gonzo wrote:Gastro interitis


I had the fucking thing for over a week, didn't eat and slept the whole time except for when I was shitting.

I went from 13st1lb to 11st12 . . . . . a fucking miracle.

I hope you got up for the latter.


:lol:
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Re: Sound weight loss advice

Postby eastcoastclaret » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:18 pm

Gonzo wrote:Gastro interitis


I had the fucking thing for over a week, didn't eat and slept the whole time except for when I was shitting.

I went from 13st1lb to 11st12 . . . . . a fucking miracle.




Sympathies sir, I too have suffered from the very same condition.Bloody awful, and as you say the weight lose can be huge. Trouble is, those that have had it also have to put up with everyone taking the piss whilst trying to explain how bad it really is.
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