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Post by BillyDWhizz » Thu May 24, 2018 5:44 pm

Oh dear. England all out for 184 in the first innings. Ahhh, nothing spells summer like an England batting collapse! :lol:
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Re: The Cricket

Post by palerider » Thu May 24, 2018 6:54 pm

I've been watching it all day. Root wants shooting for the shot he played.

Mind you, Pakistan bowled bloody well. But why the fuck were they allowed to ? Overcast, green pitch. Yet we win the toss and bat.

Madness
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Re: The Cricket

Post by LondonWelsh » Thu May 24, 2018 8:53 pm

The batting's been fragile since last summer. Think the ball will do a bit tomorrow though. Lovely to see the test summer begin.
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Re: The Cricket

Post by OZHAMMER » Fri May 25, 2018 2:58 am

Put a bit of plastic down your strides.

Works wonders.
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Re: The Cricket

Post by jameskel » Fri May 25, 2018 2:58 pm

The batting is gash, closely followed by the bowling
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Re: The Cricket

Post by palerider » Fri May 25, 2018 3:29 pm

jameskel wrote:The batting is gash, closely followed by the bowling
And the catching.

But we're better than them at everything else.
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Re: The Cricket

Post by Neville Bartos » Fri May 25, 2018 6:22 pm

Enough of the negativity. England are in a strong position to finish second in this test match, which if it were an Olympic sport would be a silver medal.
So enough of the doom and gloom and let's start singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life. :D
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Re: The Cricket

Post by Brookbonds73 » Sat May 26, 2018 12:11 pm

Bring back pat pocock that's what I say.
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Re: The Cricket

Post by BillyDWhizz » Sat May 26, 2018 1:14 pm

37-2 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't think Pakistan will have to bat again. :lol:
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Re: The Cricket

Post by palerider » Sat May 26, 2018 3:02 pm

BillyDWhizz wrote:37-2 :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:

I don't think Pakistan will have to bat again. :i am genuinely amused:
4 down now.

Tip for England batsmen.

Hold the bat the right way up.
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