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Beards

Post by palerider » Mon May 28, 2018 2:39 pm

All the rage now. You see them all the time round my way, especially the men. Even two of my best mates, one in his 60's the other nearly, have grown them for the first time in their lives.

You can buy special beard grooming products at ridiculous prices like oils and combs. I've even heard that there are undetectable false beards available for those who want to go to a 'trendy' do but don't have the time.

I've never had one myself. I've had designer stubble many a time, which is another term for being a lazy cunt and can't be arsed shaving, and I notice that our Fuhrer, in his 'ways to avoid sticky white stuff getting on your trousers' video, is sporting some too.

Just out of interest because I'm bored, who's got one, I mean a proper one ?
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Re: Beards

Post by OZHAMMER » Mon May 28, 2018 3:01 pm

We’ve got it down here too mate.

Beards, gelled hair, skinny jeans, poofy shoes... and a sleeve-tat to really confuse you.
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Re: Beards

Post by Neville Bartos » Mon May 28, 2018 4:20 pm

I've had a beard, in one form or another, since I was 18.
I loved Grizzly Adams as a kid, and I hated shaving. These days it does a very good job of hiding my extra chin. And, as a bonus, acts as a shirt saving trap for stray condiments.
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Re: Beards

Post by Brookbonds73 » Mon May 28, 2018 5:02 pm

Several of my Romanian women friends have had one since birth. Indeed if it hasn't at least a weeks stuble, it's put up for adoption as being the work of the devil.
Kazakhstani women tend to have a hairy back at birth resembling that of a Rhodesian ridgeback.
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Re: Beards

Post by palerider » Mon May 28, 2018 5:21 pm

My first wife had a beard, a big bushy ginger one.

And she was from East Ham.
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Re: Beards

Post by Newmarket » Mon May 28, 2018 7:32 pm

I used to own one .

I got it free with the 2 flat stones and a packet of gravel.
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Re: Beards

Post by Gonzo » Mon May 28, 2018 7:58 pm

I lost my shaver charger last month and ordered a new one off ebay which took fucking ages.

Anyway my face was itchy as fuck and I have no idea how anyone puts up with it.
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Re: Beards

Post by BCHammer » Mon May 28, 2018 11:21 pm

Had one for at least 10 years. Its grown back by the evening, so I dont bother putting up the fight.

Trim it once a week, every other week complete with the whole head - #1 all over. Kinda like mowing the lawn really.
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Re: Beards

Post by Dwayne Pipes » Tue May 29, 2018 10:57 am

Have more germs and bacteria in them than a fucking toilet,disgusting things .
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Re: Beards

Post by BillyDWhizz » Tue May 29, 2018 11:57 am

Had a Goatee for years, tried the Roy Keane thing (looked more like Brian Blessed) but it just pissed me off after a while. Now I just savage it with a beard trimmer on the lowest setting once every 2 weeks, let it grow, rinse and repeat. That said the grey is spreading at an increasingly alarming rate, once at a suitable level I may go full bore Kenny Rogers.
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