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Re: Beards

Post by Pennywise » Tue May 29, 2018 7:52 pm

I shall be 40 this year and, if I let it grow for 2-3 months, I'll get to look like a shaggy from scooby doo, or a 13 Turkish bird, take your pick.

So, yeah, beards are for cunts. :lol:
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Re: Beards

Post by deanox » Wed May 30, 2018 8:40 pm

I grow one every now and then when I can’t be arsed to shave. At the moment I’m sporting a 70’s style porno handle bar thingy

Now don’t get me going on the full bearded top knot IPA drinking millenial cunts
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Re: Beards

Post by Longshanks » Wed May 30, 2018 9:30 pm

I always thought it was the great unwashed far lefty thing to do. Lazy filthy cultish to grow a beard, real ale jazz music lovers, scruffy smelly cunts. Fact.
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Re: Beards

Post by h69 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:47 am

Ahhh Bearded hipsters ! Bearded 20 somethings that will pay about 8 quid for 3/4 of a pint of craft ale that comes in a can in places like the crate.

Beards should be banned for under 30s.

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Re: Beards

Post by eastcoastclaret » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:58 pm

The Mrs won’t allow me to grow a beard, most I’ve got to is a fortnights growth before my conjugal rights are withdrawn.....
My dad had decent pair of mutton chops back in the day, I’ve no idea if they are ever likely to make a comeback.

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Re: Beards

Post by OZHAMMER » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:50 pm

Beards are for ugly men and Romanian women.
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Re: Beards

Post by BillyDWhizz » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:16 pm

OZHAMMER wrote:Beards are for ugly men and Romanian women.
Wattsamatter? Wind keeps blowing yours off?
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Re: Beards

Post by Noni » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:50 pm

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Re: Beards

Post by 4ever-blowin-bubbles » Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:52 am

ive never had one only the designer stubble lol
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Re: Beards

Post by Handcart2Hell » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:07 pm

Longshanks wrote:I always thought it was the great unwashed far lefty thing to do. Lazy filthy cultish to grow a beard, real ale jazz music lovers, scruffy smelly cunts. Fact. ... hristians/" onclick=";return false;

You absolutely sure about that? :D
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