I think they are just a massive fucking con. There are 3 girls in the office who keep talking about them and how they are going to help them lose weight by the amount of steps they are taking. But walking around the office isn't going to do them any good. They need to do some cardio that gets the heart rate up, proper exercise and stop eating 3 packets of crisps and 2 chocolate bars from the tuck shop. I just haven't got the heart to tell them.
Endless talk about the technology that is apparently (and unsuccessfully) helping them to lose weight. Boring. Almost as boring as the office golf wankers who, when you are forced to ask them if they had a good weekend (in response to them asking you but they don't actually give a shit) they can't wait to tell you about how they hit a 34 as they shot a birdie up an eagle's arse with a 3 iron, as they stand at your desk and take an imaginary swing on an imaginary golf club. Cunts.
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