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Own up

Post by palerider » Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:37 pm

I bought a tin of Cadbury's Roses on Sunday. £4 in Asda. For Christmas.

On Monday I said to myself. 'just the one. One of the hazelnut whirls'. It's now empty apart from the coffee creams.

I'm a cunt. Not a fat cunt but still a cunt with no willpower.

And I bet I'm not alone.
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Re: Own up

Post by Herbiehammer » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:59 pm

palerider wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:37 pm
I bought a tin of Cadbury's Roses on Sunday. £4 in Asda. For Christmas.

On Monday I said to myself. 'just the one. One of the hazelnut whirls'. It's now empty apart from the coffee creams.

I'm a cunt. Not a fat cunt but still a cunt with no willpower.

And I bet I'm not alone.
"And I bet Im not alone"

You will be you fat cunt
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Re: Own up

Post by Brookbonds73 » Wed Nov 21, 2018 11:50 pm

I've been giving up cigarettes for 10 years, I'm now up to 40 a day and sound like darth Vader with piles.
And I have to admit, I am a cunt of the highest order.
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Re: Own up

Post by Neville Bartos » Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:10 am

I've been trying to lose a stone for 3 years. But my mum and one of my brothers think they're on that bake off programme, and some poor sod has to eat the results. Anyone ever had a strawberry and cream roulade? I've forced down 3 of the buggers. :D
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Re: Own up

Post by palerider » Thu Nov 22, 2018 6:56 am

Herbiehammer wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:59 pm
palerider wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:37 pm
I bought a tin of Cadbury's Roses on Sunday. £4 in Asda. For Christmas.

On Monday I said to myself. 'just the one. One of the hazelnut whirls'. It's now empty apart from the coffee creams.

I'm a cunt. Not a fat cunt but still a cunt with no willpower.

And I bet I'm not alone.
"And I bet Im not alone"

You will be you fat cunt
Big boned.
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Re: Own up

Post by Gonzo » Thu Nov 22, 2018 7:41 am

I have stolen a substantial amount of my children's trick or treat chocolate and I have been known to break pieces off their easter eggs late at night.
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Re: Own up

Post by palerider » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:03 am

Gonzo wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 7:41 am
I have stolen a substantial amount of my children's trick or treat chocolate and I have been known to break pieces off their easter eggs late at night.
Bee there done that.

Have even not answered the door on Halloween when the mini-crunchies were running low.
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Re: Own up

Post by jameskel » Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:18 am

It's a gaggle of fat greedy cunts

Don't eat chocolate, it's fucking horrible
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Re: Own up

Post by BCHammer » Sun Nov 25, 2018 4:34 am

I don't particularly like chocolate, but Nutella is different.

Went in to buy deodorant, now I stink and have a jar of Nutella instead.
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Re: Own up

Post by Oziron » Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:18 am

jameskel wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 11:18 am
It's a gaggle of fat greedy cunts

Don't eat chocolate, it's fucking horrible
I'm sure you are more of a sweet ginger type of chap.... shakeass shakeass shakeass
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