Attenborough In Japanese Ginger Paedophile Doll Claim!!!

[Taansend]

I could work for the Sun with headlines like that

This story cracked me up. Some night manager of a warehouse in Reading has a few beers, orders a sex doll on line & when it arrives in the UK he gets nicked because it's 4 feet tall & they think he's a paedo.

He's not, he's just a lonely Ginger who doesn't get out much but the Old Bill were having a quiet week so took him to court anyway. And now he's the laughing stock of his warehouse, the poor bastard.

And I haven't helped either

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... court.html

[mkhammer]

I could work for the Sun with headlines like that

This story cracked me up. Some night manager of a warehouse in Reading has a few beers, orders a sex doll on line & when it arrives in the UK he gets nicked because it's 4 feet tall & they think he's a paedo.

He's not, he's just a lonely Ginger who doesn't get out much but the Old Bill were having a quiet week so took him to court anyway. And now he's the laughing stock of his warehouse, the poor bastard.

And I haven't helped either

weirdo1.jpgweirdo.jpg

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... court.html

Poor Bastard...that is a bit cruel....Old Bill,nasty at times....
Wonder how they got whiff of it.....Set Up...



But I do like a Girl that brushes her teeth first...........

[Taansend]

I could work for the Sun with headlines like that

This story cracked me up. Some night manager of a warehouse in Reading has a few beers, orders a sex doll on line & when it arrives in the UK he gets nicked because it's 4 feet tall & they think he's a paedo.

He's not, he's just a lonely Ginger who doesn't get out much but the Old Bill were having a quiet week so took him to court anyway. And now he's the laughing stock of his warehouse, the poor bastard.

And I haven't helped either

weirdo1.jpgweirdo.jpg

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... court.html

Poor Bastard...that is a bit cruel....Old Bill,nasty at times....
Wonder how they got whiff of it.....Set Up...



But I do like a Girl that brushes her teeth first...........

I have no idea what made them suspicious

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[Noni]

Poor cunt!!

[mkhammer]

Poor Bastard...that is a bit cruel....Old Bill,nasty at times....
Wonder how they got whiff of it.....Set Up...



But I do like a Girl that brushes her teeth first...........

I have no idea what made them suspicious

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Yeah but what made them open the box.....

Assume it didn't say......Handle with Caution....and One Way Up..
Lindy Lou Petit Sex Doll Inside...

[Taansend]

As the only Whitey in an all Asian/Oriental family I can tell you those flip flops in the teeth cleaning photo were very dodgy.

It's got to be through the gap by the big toe or nothing.

[Neville Bartos]

This seems like a broad interpretation of the law.
Having sex with any kind of plastic/rubber facsimile seems like nothing beyond sad.
Are they going to start charging people who have sex toys with rape, because the plastic thing didn't give consent?
And why the fuck didn't he just say he gets a bonk on for midgets?
Poor fucking sod. No bugger will ever let him forget.

[BlackDiamond]

This seems like a broad interpretation of the law.
Having sex with any kind of plastic/rubber facsimile seems like nothing beyond sad.
Are they going to start charging people who have sex toys with rape, because the plastic thing didn't give consent?
And why the fuck didn't he just say he gets a bonk on for midgets?
Poor fucking sod. No bugger will ever let him forget.

The jury thought the prosecution had blown the whole thing out of proportion

[Taansend]

This seems like a broad interpretation of the law.
Having sex with any kind of plastic/rubber facsimile seems like nothing beyond sad.
Are they going to start charging people who have sex toys with rape, because the plastic thing didn't give consent?
And why the fuck didn't he just say he gets a bonk on for midgets?
Poor fucking sod. No bugger will ever let him forget.

Did he get the doll back after the trial?

And, if yes, did he still fuck it?

Did the whole trial put him & the doll off shagging or increase the filth factor?

Before she was going to be shagging a tubby, lonely ginger. Now she's shagging a man who fought the law & won.

And is it Numbers?

[Neville Bartos]

This seems like a broad interpretation of the law.
Having sex with any kind of plastic/rubber facsimile seems like nothing beyond sad.
Are they going to start charging people who have sex toys with rape, because the plastic thing didn't give consent?
And why the fuck didn't he just say he gets a bonk on for midgets?
Poor fucking sod. No bugger will ever let him forget.

Did he get the doll back after the trial?

And, if yes, did he still fuck it?

Did the whole trial put him & the doll off shagging or increase the filth factor?

Before she was going to be shagging a tubby, lonely ginger. Now she's shagging a man who fought the law & won.

And is it Numbers?

I just want to know what the charges were.
Intent to simulate paedophilia?
I mean there's a lot of assumptions being made by the police and CPS based off of fuck all.

There's no mention of a child's Spurs kit with Son printed on the shirt, so it's probably not numbers. Though that's exactly how you'd imagine he'd look.