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Baby boom!

Post by Noni » Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:36 am

While most of us are stuck at home. With nowhere to go, what do you do? Shag your wife or girlfriend and wait 9 months later.

Expect a boom in the baby front guys! :D
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Re: Baby boom!

Post by Newmarket » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:16 am

Noni wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:36 am
While most of us are stuck at home. With nowhere to go, what do you do? Shag your wife or girlfriend and wait 9 months later.

Expect a boom in the baby front guys! :D
More likely a boom in divorces
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Re: Baby boom!

Post by BlackDiamond » Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:07 am

Noni wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:36 am
While most of us are stuck at home. With nowhere to go, what do you do? Shag your wife or girlfriend and wait 9 months later.

Expect a boom in the baby front guys! :D
The average global birth rate was 18.5 births per 1,000 total population in 2016. The death rate was 7.8 per 1,000.

Making the adjustment for corona and allowing that births would increase due to more time to fuck,then your probably right
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Re: Baby boom!

Post by BillyDWhizz » Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:18 pm

Anyone who fires out a viral baby in December/January should be forced by law to name it Corinna or Coronas. Getting pregnant IS NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING, YOU OPEN LEGGED QUIM PEDDLERS! :x
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Re: Baby boom!

Post by Gandalf » Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:24 pm

BillyDWhizz wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:18 pm
Anyone who fires out a viral baby in December/January should be forced by law to name it Corinna or Coronas. Getting pregnant IS NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING, YOU OPEN LEGGED QUIM PEDDLERS! :x
I'm thinking BillyDWhizz is not getting any!!! :lol:
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Re: Baby boom!

Post by BillyDWhizz » Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:11 pm

Gandalf wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:24 pm
BillyDWhizz wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 10:18 pm
Anyone who fires out a viral baby in December/January should be forced by law to name it Corinna or Coronas. Getting pregnant IS NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING, YOU OPEN LEGGED QUIM PEDDLERS! :x
I'm thinking BillyDWhizz is not getting any!!! :lol:
Dude, I'm a married 51 year old man. Of course I'm not getting any.
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Re: Baby boom!

Post by Gandalf » Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:56 pm

BillyDWhizz wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:11 pm
Gandalf wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 5:24 pm


I'm thinking BillyDWhizz is not getting any!!! :lol:
Dude, I'm a married 51 year old man. Of course I'm not getting any.
So this social distancing is nothing new for you and your wife then!? :lol:
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Re: Baby boom!

Post by Noni » Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:11 pm

Gandalf wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:56 pm
BillyDWhizz wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:11 pm


Dude, I'm a married 51 year old man. Of course I'm not getting any.
So this social distancing is nothing new for you and your wife then!? :lol:
goodpost:)............ :lol:
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Re: Baby boom!

Post by BillyDWhizz » Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:50 pm

Gandalf wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:56 pm
BillyDWhizz wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:11 pm


Dude, I'm a married 51 year old man. Of course I'm not getting any.
So this social distancing is nothing new for you and your wife then!? :lol:
Anyone know how long this social distancing thing is supposed to last? She's wanting to come back indoors.
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