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Dwayne Pipes
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Re: Egypt

Postby Dwayne Pipes » Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:12 pm

Watch out for the tourist police scruffy aresoles in ill fitting uniforms also "government officials" in 70s suits or army and navy fake uniforms poncing money for various things,locals ag you to death tell them to fuck off sharpish or your stuck with em for the duration, enjoy yourself
Avoid the beef bacon.
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Gonzo
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Re: Egypt

Postby Gonzo » Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:28 pm

Don't listen to them mate, Egypt is a wonderful country.

Plenty of my friends have been there on holiday and most returned.
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Noni
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Re: Egypt

Postby Noni » Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:31 pm

Have a safe and wonderful trip!.... :)
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Avit
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Re: Egypt

Postby Avit » Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:35 pm

Don't try to say sarcophagus......

.... your choppers will go flying..
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Gonzo
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Re: Egypt

Postby Gonzo » Sun Jun 18, 2017 11:43 pm

Avit wrote:Don't try to say sarcophagus......

.... your choppers will go flying..


:i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused: :i am genuinely amused:

Technically they won't anymore but I did genuinely laugh out loud whilst saying 'Sarcophagus'
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palerider
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Re: Egypt

Postby palerider » Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:18 am

Arabic for 'no thank you' is 'la shokran'

But they'll understand 'fuck off'
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It's not the principle. It's the money.

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grandad
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Re: Egypt

Postby grandad » Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:42 am

Enjoy Tim and hope the little bloke has a blast

O take the string vest off mate.............. and if a waiter happens to be a bot offish do not I SAY do not shout


KILL KILL KILL
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Newmarket
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Re: Egypt

Postby Newmarket » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:25 am

you're all Cunts :D

Except you Gonzo , make me a video :D

Avit you are the king of Cunts and when I see you I'm going to bite you you Shitcunt :i am genuinely amused:
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palerider
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Re: Egypt

Postby palerider » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:29 am

Newmarket wrote:you're all Cunts :D

Except you Gonzo , make me a video :D

Avit you are the king of Cunts and when I see you I'm going to bite you you Shitcunt :i am genuinely amused:

You're very rude.

I want my mummy.
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It's not the principle. It's the money.

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jameskel
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Re: Egypt

Postby jameskel » Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:36 am

Have a good time

Have you got matching tin hats?
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