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Re: French

Post by Newmarket » Sat Aug 12, 2017 12:23 pm

Dolfo wrote:Où est la chatte de gingembre chauve?
Which one ? :lol:
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Re: French

Post by Taansend » Sat Aug 12, 2017 6:13 pm

I have a sneaking suspicion that not all of these phrases are 100% helpful
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Re: French

Post by palerider » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:12 pm

Un bier et un croque-monsieur s'il vous plait garcon. Aussi, j'aime votre derriere beaucoup.
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Re: French

Post by eastcoastclaret » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:15 pm

Taansend wrote:I have a sneaking suspicion that not all of these phrases are 100% helpful


"Cannard" is ALWAYS a useful phrase. Particularly in difficult circumstances, or before, during and after le crunch rugby game is in Paris...


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Re: French

Post by JayK » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:02 am

I found the best attempt of french for me was slightly louder English if they didn't get it the 1st time. Worked a charm
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Re: French

Post by palerider » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:48 am

JayK wrote:I found the best attempt of french for me was slightly louder English if they didn't get it the 1st time. Worked a charm
Bloody right Jay.

Snapping fingers helps too. They need reminding of the time when the map of the world was mostly pink.
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Re: French

Post by JayK » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:49 am

palerider wrote:
JayK wrote:I found the best attempt of french for me was slightly louder English if they didn't get it the 1st time. Worked a charm
Bloody right Jay.

Snapping fingers helps too. They need reminding of the time when the map of the world was mostly pink.
Ha ha ha, damn right. And we can remind them the only war they've won is one against themselves.
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Re: French

Post by Pennywise » Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:51 pm

Pourquoi êtes-vous et jamais de votre trou de merde un pays, ces connard de tonnerre monumentaux?
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Re: French

Post by Newmarket » Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:35 pm

Je baise les petits garçons et les haricots mung

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Re: French

Post by Taansend » Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:44 am

JayK wrote:
palerider wrote: Bloody right Jay.

Snapping fingers helps too. They need reminding of the time when the map of the world was mostly pink.
Ha ha ha, damn right. And we can remind them the only war they've won is one against themselves.
Charlemagne beat the Moors that ruled Spain. If it wasn't for his French army the whole of Europe may have been under Muslim rule.
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