Michael Gove & Cocaine

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Re: Michael Gove & Cocaine

Post by BillyDWhizz » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:21 pm

palerider wrote:
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BillyDWhizz wrote:
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Re: Michael Gove & Cocaine

Post by Newmarket » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:54 pm

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I don't have a massive amount of time for Michael Gove, in fact I think he's a bit of a nonentity. But does anyone else find the calls for him to quit the race to be PM because he admitted to using cocaine at uni fucking typical of the political classes ?

FFS the bloke has had the bollocks to admit doing something that is against the law. He has harmed no one. Nor has he ripped off the taxpayer by claiming expenses on properties he isn't entitled to claim for. I would bet a pound to a pinch of shit that if all the other mealy mouthed duplicitous fuckwits sitting on both sides of the house owned up to their indiscretions of the past, and in some cases the fucking present, Gove's experiment with cocaine wouldn't even register on the scale.

Fair play to him. Even though he's probably killed any chance he had of being elected leader. And I'd have a few sovs on Boris, the favourite, having more skeletons in his fucking cupboard than a fucking cemetery.
Fancy admitting it ffs :roll:

Bolshy Boris probably has even more on him ...
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Re: Michael Gove & Cocaine

Post by Gonzo » Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:05 pm

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I suppose I'd be fucked then if the business with the sheep got out.

Well ewe'd be baaaared from the boats that's for certain.
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Re: Michael Gove & Cocaine

Post by Brookbonds73 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:37 am

I'd probably get the electric chair then!
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Re: Michael Gove & Cocaine

Post by palerider » Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:51 am

Gonzo wrote:
Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:05 pm
palerider wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:09 pm
I suppose I'd be fucked then if the business with the sheep got out.

Well ewe'd be baaaared from the boats that's for certain.
Little Italian man sitting by the harbour in a tiny town near Naples. A friend of his walks up.

Whassa matter Luigi, you looka so sad.

Look all around you Stefano. See alla the little businesses here. Over there. Thata shop, the bakers. Whatsa the owner known as eh ?

Pietro the baker Luigi.

Si,si. Anda thata shop, the butcher. Whatsa the owner called ?

Sandro the butcher Luigi.

Thatsa right. Anda thata shop, the fishmonger. Whatsa he called eh ?

Franco the fisherman Luigi but whatsa this all about ? Whatsa alla that got to do about anything ?

It was justa one sheep, Stefano. Justa one sheep.
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