Bringing back hanging

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grandad
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Re: Bringing back hanging

Postby grandad » Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:00 pm

1 anyone saying can I get when ordering a pint / coffee food etc
2 anyone who says I'm like your like he's like I said like
3 anyone who talks with the stupid Jamaican/ African twang to voice
4 anyone face timing on phone when out or on train etc
5 anyone getting off the escalator so slow you nearly knock the cunts over
6 if your name is gold Sullivan or Brady
7 anyone who supports the spuds
8 any tipper truck drivers who think it great to fly about the A13 like absolute shitcunts
9 anyone who do not say thank you when you hold door open for them
10 anyman who wears a Russian hat and think he looks cool esp if you have a son called jack and one called David
11 anyone who says I'm 82 you know
12 anyone who say they have been west ham all therae life even when they were at Birmingham and are welsh
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Re: Bringing back hanging

Postby mkhammer » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:10 am

grandad wrote:1 anyone saying can I get when ordering a pint / coffee food etc
2 anyone who says I'm like your like he's like I said like
3 anyone who talks with the stupid Jamaican/ African twang to voice
4 anyone face timing on phone when out or on train etc
5 anyone getting off the escalator so slow you nearly knock the cunts over
6 if your name is gold Sullivan or Brady
7 anyone who supports the spuds
8 any tipper truck drivers who think it great to fly about the A13 like absolute shitcunts
9 anyone who do not say thank you when you hold door open for them
10 anyman who wears a Russian hat and think he looks cool esp if you have a son called jack and one called David
11 anyone who says I'm 82 you know
12 anyone who say they have been west ham all therae life even when they were at Birmingham and are welsh



Oh No.9 mate mate.....I've actually killed people for not giving a nod/smile or a "Cheers Mate". :lol:

On a Serious note.....When your stuck behind a tractor or a caravan,on a country lane,and
your waiting for a place to safely overtake,and someone behind you keeps putting their
nose out looking as well,then gets the jump on you and overtakes you and the caravan on
a blind corner......
It's annoying when the person in front of you is not gonna attempt to overtake I know,
but you have to live with it,but when it's your turn and they can see your trying to get out
that's what F**ks me off...
You've normally spotted this person in your review anyway,as already made several shit
overtakes,relying on people letting him/her in...
I'm afraid I do bite and if on my own will chase them down and scare the shit outta them,
Caught one guy one time.....had to stop at roadworks,got outta my car,to have a word,
fully intending to throw the twat into the hedgerow..... :lol: ......
And had his wife and 2 young kiddies in the back.......If that guy doesn't deserve Hanging
then i don't know.......
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Re: Bringing back hanging

Postby Brookbonds73 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:07 pm

Traffic wardens who say I'm only doing my job.
Yeah well fuck off and go and get another one, you rat headed cunt.
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Re: Bringing back hanging

Postby palerider » Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:49 pm

Traffic wardens ?

Hanging too good for them.
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Re: Bringing back hanging

Postby Gonzo » Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:44 pm

I thought this was about the next step in moderating on the forum
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Re: Bringing back hanging

Postby Iveyjo » Wed Apr 18, 2018 5:40 pm

Twats that double park their trollies in shopping aisles talking about the good old days totally oblivious of people reaching around them trying to pick produce of the shelves..
My fucking neighbour, Mr. OCD.
Liverpool.
Simon Cowell.
The Metro Kensington, what a fucking on wheels that was!
Cold callers.
Steak that bleeds too much blood even for Dracula.
Americans on holiday, always think they are better than the locals.
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Re: Bringing back hanging

Postby palerider » Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:17 pm

Gonzo wrote:I thought this was about the next step in moderating on the forum

As you've mentioned it..........
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Re: Bringing back hanging

Postby hamstew » Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:25 pm

palerider wrote:Lorry drivers will tell you that the limiter in their engines is fixed meaning that if they try to go faster than say 56mph while overtaking, nothing happens. They'll also point to time limits with an increasing work load and the need to get jobs done. As for slowing down while being overtaken they'll say that changes in a constant speed will reduce efficiency and fuel consumption therefore making your shopping more expensive.

I say fuck 'em. I'll happily pay an extra 2p for my jar of marmite to see them boiled in oil.

Cunts.


Are you talking about your marmite or the lorry drivers to see them boiled in oil?
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Re: Bringing back hanging

Postby terrya1965 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:40 pm

grandad wrote:1 anyone saying can I get when ordering a pint / coffee food etc
2 anyone who says I'm like your like he's like I said like
3 anyone who talks with the stupid Jamaican/ African twang to voice
4 anyone face timing on phone when out or on train etc
5 anyone getting off the escalator so slow you nearly knock the cunts over
6 if your name is gold Sullivan or Brady
7 anyone who supports the spuds
8 any tipper truck drivers who think it great to fly about the A13 like absolute shitcunts
9 anyone who do not say thank you when you hold door open for them
10 anyman who wears a Russian hat and think he looks cool esp if you have a son called jack and one called David
11 anyone who says I'm 82 you know
12 anyone who say they have been west ham all therae life even when they were at Birmingham and are welsh



I go along with 3...I hate these c*nts talking like this..I ask them if they are from Jamaica?They say"NO".."So why are you talking like one,you idiot?"
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Re: Bringing back hanging

Postby wokinghama » Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:44 am

For me it used to be those cunts that can’t go across a roundabout without cutting people up either on the inside or the outside.

Now it’s the shitcunts that still do that, even though they have lines painted on the fucking ground to show them where they are fucking going the absolute sullyshitcunts!!

Makes my fucking blood boil :evil: :evil:

Never understood why they don’t put cctv above every roundabout, and prosecute any cunt that wanders across in front of another car - and then argues they were being cut up. Do them for dangerous driving and ban them - Rather than prosecute someone doing a few miles an hour over the speed limit when the police van is located in an area away from schools etc, and purely to make money.

The cunts
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