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The Royal Wedding

Postby palerider » Fri May 18, 2018 7:41 am

Well, I started camping out on Wednesday at Windsor.

Usually I have copious amounts of 8% proof cider and a large bottle of brush cleaner for chasers but Windsor council have said they're moving gentlemen of the road away so Harry & Meghan don't have to witness the realities of life. What I will say though is that Windsor is close to Gonzo's manor and the miserable cunt could at least have turned up with a few bacon rolls. As it stands it's pork scratchings and twiglets.

But I shouldn't moan. I love the monarchy. Can't get enough of it. To see the beaming young couple on their big day will be a thing of joy. And isn't she lovely ? The moaning minnies will say she struck lucky of course and that she's from such a dysfunctional family she could have found a career at West Ham, and that had she not met Harry she'd have been doing pornos before the decade was out, but so what ? It's good to be English at the moment and I'll be waving my flag tomorrow. The Cats Protection League one naturally as the Cross of St.George would have offended too many of our wonderful multi-cultural friends.

Once it's over I'll start queuing for the tea set. They do so much for tourism. The wall to wall coverage on the tv tomorrow just won't be enough. They should have cancelled the FA Cup final too and just told Chelsea and United to share it.


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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby BillyDWhizz » Fri May 18, 2018 12:13 pm

It's only costing us taxpayers £30 odd million quid. A bargain I think. In all honesty we should have diverted at least £500M from NHS funds so that the hereditary multi millionaire and his not at all gold-digging bride to be could at least have a decent reception bash. We couldn't even afford to provide some good old fashioned Pleb-flogging at the reception...Scandalous!
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby FlatCapDave » Fri May 18, 2018 1:23 pm

Poor old Meghan's old man won't be there, but then again, neither will Harry's it seems.
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby palerider » Fri May 18, 2018 1:49 pm

FlatCapDave wrote:Poor old Meghan's old man won't be there, but then again, neither will Harry's it seems.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Brookbonds73 » Fri May 18, 2018 5:18 pm

I just hope she has time to fulfill her duties in Germany.
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby BCHammer » Sat May 19, 2018 1:39 am

Even hear about it nonstop over here.... but we are BRITISH Columbia of course...

More importantly, who is the hottest sister in law? Im going for Kate all day long
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby Brookbonds73 » Sat May 19, 2018 1:54 am

Well I'm going. Can't wait for the party afterwards.
Come on Lizzie, never mind the crippled Greek, let's have a knees up.
Feel the burn girl, feel the burn.
I might even slip the bride a nut cutlet when Ginge ain't looking. Best to get in quick before old chaz does.
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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby palerider » Sat May 19, 2018 8:22 am

Brookbonds73 wrote:Well I'm going. Can't wait for the party afterwards.
Come on Lizzie, never mind the crippled Greek, let's have a knees up.
Feel the burn girl, feel the burn.
I might even slip the bride a nut cutlet when Ginge ain't looking. Best to get in quick before old chaz does.

I went out with Ginge for his last free night. We ended up bolloxed in a Reading Gentlemens' club. Royals don't carry cash so the cunt owes me a onner for the back-stage bunk-up he got from the Latvian stripper.

Good night though. I hope the silly bint from Kansas saved my place by the chapel.

Hope Meghan sorted you out.
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Re: The Royal Wedding

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Re: The Royal Wedding

Postby ticker » Sat May 19, 2018 12:32 pm

They moan about the London stadium costing the taxpayers but ffs get sammy Davis off,slavery Martin Luther King but not an effing mention of our Enoch time for cider methinks
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