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Am I old

Post by deanox » Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:56 am

I find these days if I bend over to pick something up I tend to let out quite a loud long fart is this normal :shock:
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Re: Am I old

Post by JayK » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:10 am

Yes to the subject question.
No to the 2nd question :lol:
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Re: Am I old

Post by Oziron » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:37 pm

deanox wrote:I find these days if I bend over to pick something up I tend to let out quite a loud long fart is this normal :shock:
It's when you bend over and 'shart'....that's when you know you are getting old....(well that's what Avit told me...anyway)
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Re: Am I old

Post by dagenhamdave » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:27 pm

I tend to just fart, no bending involved at all. ;)
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Re: Am I old

Post by Noni » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:22 pm

Q: What's the definition of bravery?

A: a man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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Re: Am I old

Post by 4ever-blowin-bubbles » Sat Jul 14, 2018 9:55 pm

i can't be old i havent got to that stage yet .............. lol
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Re: Am I old

Post by Avit » Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:30 am

deanox wrote:I find these days if I bend over to pick something up I tend to let out quite a loud long fart is this normal :shock:
Try crouching instead....

.... although this may lead to a follow through..
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Re: Am I old

Post by Noni » Sun Jul 22, 2018 12:42 am

Avit wrote:
deanox wrote:I find these days if I bend over to pick something up I tend to let out quite a loud long fart is this normal :shock:
Try crouching instead....

.... although this may lead to a follow through..
That's why I wear brown underwear.... :shock: :D

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Re: Am I old

Post by Flairon » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:27 pm

Yes you old cunt..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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