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Shoeburyness

Postby Taansend » Sat Aug 11, 2018 11:25 pm

I notice that we've been inundated with people from Shoeburyness lately.

Is it a different place from Shoebury?

Is it the place near Southend? I went to a party in Southend once & did an incredible amount of cocaine.

That was the day before the Euro 2006 final. Was anyone else there?

Next day I went out drinking in Covent Garden & it was full of Germans & Czechs, I think.

So, tell me about Shoeburyness.
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Re: Shoeburyness

Postby A.Fox » Sat Aug 11, 2018 11:40 pm

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I don't think you have been inundated or even unindated but SB is my home. I love it as do several celebrities.(Names withheld). We escaped the madness 0f Stratford, West Ham, East Ham and Forest Gate and moved where not every fucker you meet is Black. Talking of which...how long before the first team to fieled an all black team is West Ham? I miss the old days.
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Re: Shoeburyness

Postby A.Fox » Sat Aug 11, 2018 11:56 pm

Taansend wrote:I notice that we've been inundated with people from Shoeburyness lately.

Is it a different place from Shoebury?

Is it the place near Southend? I went to a party in Southend once & did an incredible amount of cocaine.

That was the day before the Euro 2006 final. Was anyone else there?

Next day I went out drinking in Covent Garden & it was full of Germans & Czechs, I think.

So, tell me about Shoeburyness.

I was there. I remember you. You were dressed as Batman...oh how we laughed. You took a snort of what you thought was cocaine,(you mug), then you stood on a table and said " I think I can fly" Then a local mini cab carted you off. We never saw you again until now, but you really are the stuff of legends. They still laugh down here and you left your pants behind you twerp.Someone hung them on the Renown lamp post. I think they are still there.
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Re: Shoeburyness

Postby Taansend » Sun Aug 12, 2018 4:29 am

A.Fox wrote:
Taansend wrote:I notice that we've been inundated with people from Shoeburyness lately.

Is it a different place from Shoebury?

Is it the place near Southend? I went to a party in Southend once & did an incredible amount of cocaine.

That was the day before the Euro 2006 final. Was anyone else there?

Next day I went out drinking in Covent Garden & it was full of Germans & Czechs, I think.

So, tell me about Shoeburyness.

I was there. I remember you. You were dressed as Batman...oh how we laughed. You took a snort of what you thought was cocaine,(you mug), then you stood on a table and said " I think I can fly" Then a local mini cab carted you off. We never saw you again until now, but you really are the stuff of legends. They still laugh down here and you left your pants behind you twerp.Someone hung them on the Renown lamp post. I think they are still there.


I've never worn pants my life. You're thinking of a different Australian
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Re: Shoeburyness

Postby palerider » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:09 am

Barking
Upminster
Fall asleep
West Horndon
Laindon
Basildon
Pitsea
Benfleet
Leigh on Sea
Chalkwell
Westcliff
Southend Central
Southend East
Thorpe Bay
Shoeburyness
Woken by night guard
Taxi home
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Re: Shoeburyness

Postby Mikeveep » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:38 am

I danced with the most beautiful girl at the Southend Kursaal ballroom.

She kept telling me she had a boyfriend and repelling my advances.

I took her home to Shoeburyness.

Never got beyond the gate. Gave her my phone number.

She never rung,the slag, just wanted a lift home.
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Re: Shoeburyness

Postby A.Fox » Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:41 am

palerider wrote:Barking
Upminster
Fall asleep
West Horndon
Laindon
Basildon
Pitsea
Benfleet
Leigh on Sea
Chalkwell
Westcliff
Southend Central
Southend East
Thorpe Bay
Shoeburyness
Woken by night guard
Taxi home


Brilliant. You are not the first to do that!
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Re: Shoeburyness

Postby A.Fox » Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:42 am

Mikeveep wrote:I danced with the most beautiful girl at the Southend Kursaal ballroom.

She kept telling me she had a boyfriend and repelling my advances.

I took her home to Shoeburyness.

Never got beyond the gate. Gave her my phone number.

She never rung,the slag, just wanted a lift home.


Sounds like any of the girls round here.
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Re: Shoeburyness

Postby whu » Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:07 pm

Mikeveep wrote:I danced with the most beautiful girl at the Southend Kursaal ballroom.

She kept telling me she had a boyfriend and repelling my advances.

I took her home to Shoeburyness.

Never got beyond the gate. Gave her my phone number.

She never rung,the slag, just wanted a lift home.


lesbian mate, obviously

all been there :lol:
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Re: Shoeburyness

Postby whu » Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:09 pm

you in one of the newer gaffs fox, think it was mod or army land wasn't it? had a look there myself a couple of years ago but all snapped up pretty sharpish
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