Miraculously I still have the same waist size I did 40 years ago and the barnet's still there. But I had covid just over a year ago and lost my taste. The quack said it would gradually return but if anything it's got worse. Imagine. Not being able to enjoy a good ruby. With David Moyes managing you...

dagenhamdave wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 9:24 pm A new manager on a "free" transfer sounds exactly right for the dwarf cunt, I expect nothing less.

If it is Loppy, he'll be instructed to give the kids a chance I fucking hope and the football can't possibly be worse than under Moyes.


Can it ?

Oh mate - tell me about it. Hair getting thinner. Waist getting fatter. And a lot of time now spent standing in the doorway I've just entered, staring off into the distance, before shouting to the wife "What did I come in here for again"? I shout at the telly more now, too. I think that m...

Jacob Steinberg in the Guardian says a deal for Lopetegui is close with Steidten sort of ok with it.


Lopetegui out !!!!

According to some sources, the Scottish buffoon barred Tim Steidten from an end of season meal with the players. Not a good look and symptomatic of the circus that is West Ham United. FFS, the cunt should have been put on gardening leave as soon as any hope of Europe went south. Personally I'd have ...

Like Columbus sailing off from Spain into the unknown, the good ship West Ham will soon be keelhauling their Scottish cap'n and taking to the high seas. 'There be monsters' said admiral Sutton. 'Ye'll sail off the edge o' the league' said first sea Lord Shearer. 'Be careful what ye wish for' said Fe...

The plastics are making a late bid for Europe and despite us being fresher in theory having not played last night, putting an old, creaking and unmotivated team out to play for a defence obsessed buffoon means only one thing. Chelsea are everything we're not. Young and vibrant even if the accumulati...

If you’d asked me 4/5 years ago I’d have said without a dadow of a shout that Allardyce’s era was the worst most boring negative shit my eyes had ever suffered over West Ham . I detest that man and everything he stands for . Then Moyes rocked up ….. Allardyce might have been an ‘Orrible cunt with ‘...

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