Fuck me but Southampton have come bang into form. That win today looks absolutely priceless. I thought all along 37 points would probably be plenty to stay up, but even now on 38 with 2 to play we're still not quite home. If the Saints score stays as it is, West Brom are gone. Saints still need to ...

I'd forgotten about the spitting incident, it's done and dusted. Besides, didn't Bonzo spit at some player back in the eons of time and yet went on to be one of our all-time greats. Not saying Arthur will become a great. But he has a bit of trickery in the old locker, is talented yet still not the p...

No.

I fucking hate that AA ad with the demonic child singing in the back of the car. It's like something out of the exorcist, I half expect the kid's head to start spinning around on it's shoulders. It's worse than a roomfull of dolls What is the African American kid singing then? It's singing some stu...

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LOL, I hadn't that sort of room full of dolls in mind.

Talking of which, I'm looking forward to the release of the Tesla Milfbot. Does the cooking, cleaning, ironing and has a very realistic 'axewound' to boot.

Yes, I know it's 2018 but I don't care.

Like Gonzo said on the review, it was like having a massive dump...more relief than celebration (although I have to say, I have celebrated sometimes after a bout of constipation at being able to finally 'drop the kids off at the swimming pool') Just close the season. Close it now. It has been a pain...

I fucking hate that AA ad with the demonic child singing in the back of the car. It's like something out of the exorcist, I half expect the kid's head to start spinning around on it's shoulders. It's worse than a roomfull of dolls

Redknapp has a gaff a bit further up from their at Sandbanks. My house is at the other end of that beach Gonzo, the Hengisbury Head part but I'm guessing Mr Howe's house is not a one-bedder with a combined lounge/kitchen haha. You have family in Dorset is that right? if you're ever down and want to...

Howe was not even on my radar but even if he were he'd be mad to come to West Ham. He wields Wenger like power at Bournemouth where he is held in very high regard by everyone from the owners to the tea lady and fans. He gets a decent transfer budget each season and can do what he wants. He is a mil...

Okay, let me try and clear something up from the outset. I am no fan of Moyes and I'm no fan of the style of play he has been imposing since he took the reigns at West Ham. It doesn't seem to achieve it's aims as has been well discussed on Cup Of Tea and various threads. That much is clear. But........