Not a big fan of Doombar (the beer that is). Tribute is much better.

Frogster. I'm surprised that someone as computer-savvy as yourself hasn't got Adblock. Even I managed to install it and I'm about as clever on a laptop as a hairdresser from Huddersfield on the Jeremy Kyle show wondering why her baby's black. And it's a Godsend I can tell you. I love it when a messa...

Swap James for Phil Parkes. Pearce was a great player but his best years were behind him with us. Dicks any day. Ince was also a great player although a bit of a cunt (less so than you'd believe), but his best days were after he left. Billy Bonds in there most definately. Also Martin Peters. As a fu...

Probably because you wear a hat with corks hanging from it and you're a kangaroo worrier.

The Evening Standard published an article yesterday about what they reckoned would have been the greatest West Ham team. It was.... David James Glen Johnson Rio Ferdinand Booby Moore Stuart Pearce Paul Ince Frank Lampard Jnr Trevor Brooking Martin Peters Joe Cole Geoff Hurst Personally I'd question ...

If the 'yute' are to be relied on for a remain, then they're fucked. Have you dealt with any 'yute' in recent times? Fuck me what a bunch of apathetic, disinterested, illiterate, rude cunts I find most to be when I encounter them at work. (There's an argument for immigration then ;) ) Going back 30...

More meaningful for most. When I lived in Barking the two pubs within reasonable walking distance of my home on Ripple Road were the Harrow and the Westbury Arms. Both are now closed. I used to go in the Red Lion in town as they weren't too bothered about birth certificates when I was 17 and they ha...

I don't see Dimitri as someone who'll throw a strop if he's refused a move. We took a chance on a 29 year-old and it paid off in spades. So put a price on him. 50 million. Not a penny less. If anyone comes up with that, not instalments, not dependent on appearances, not with an unwanted Mexican as a...

Plenty of times I've had an argument with people regarding the immigration in this country only to be shot down by the racism card. The thing they fail to realise is that, if that person can no longer argue their case and instead has to call you a racist, you've won the argument. I'm voting out, I'...

The BBC has said that England football fans travelling to France for the Euros dressed in Crusader outfits with the cross of St.George could be offensive to muslims.

Fucking right. And not only that they shouldn't drink or eat bacon rolls there either.

Neo-Nazi cunts.