Filth v Vermin,could be interesting

Made up of crack addicts alcoholics and medical failures from the Russian army

In three years it will resemble Aleppo.

A free piss up and grub for parasites

Lovey

They are quite handy with a chamois leather and sponge.

Extra training might do him a favour

Will give his fucking bandy legs a rest I suppose .

Having two complete wankers as goalkeepers certainly don't help matters.

Andy, tell Southgate to go fuck himself and have a nice night on the piss.

You have to remember during the Greenwood years we were most teams whipping boys away from home and flirted with relegation for most of them.