Talking of Tesco and food, I had a horrible experience this week. I hate cheese. I always have, always will do. The smell, the texture, everything about it. I mean, why would you want to eat something that smells of stinking feet yeah? Anyway, I was in Tescos and happened to notice some cheese stri...

Just looking forward to both sets of fans booing Allardyce

Talking of Tesco and food, I had a horrible experience this week. I hate cheese. I always have, always will do. The smell, the texture, everything about it. I mean, why would you want to eat something that smells of stinking feet yeah? Anyway, I was in Tescos and happened to notice some cheese strip...

It's a celebration of King Alfred defeating the Vikings in the county. In fact it's still legal to kill a Viking here although you don't see many of them around now. 1993 was the last one killed I think although the poor sod was in one of those battle re-enactment societies and got lost on his way ...

He's leaving Citeh at the end of this season and says he wants to stay in the Premier League for at least 2 more seasons. This is exactly the sort of signing that Sullivan will try for. He's on about a billion quid a week and he's 34 so he's made for us. Sullivan's 'marquee' signing...and we'll prob...

Whenever someone offers me trifle, whether at home, visiting or in a restaurant, I always without fail respond with ' You'll have to speak up I'm a trifle deaf' then look around with a smarmy grin as if it's the funniest joke in the world that no one has heard before.... What a cunt :!: Boom! Tish!...

Honestly, as much as I'd like to see Moyes go, I shudder at the thought who Sullivan might have on his list of targets to replace him...

1) Alex McLeish
2) George Graham
3) Gary Megson
4) Bobby Gould
5) Chris Coleman

On Sky News over the weekend, they used an emoji-meter to attempt to show how happy the party leaders would be after the local elections. A fucking emoji-meter. On a serious news show about an election. A meter made of fucking emojis. What. The. Fuck. Have. We. Become? It looked something like this...

Who were your favourite PM's? Winston Churchill and John Major are mine. Winston Churchill wasn't a nice man. The man was a racist, elitist, anti-Semite, who's previous bunglings include Gallipoli, the Tonypandy riots, The Sydney Street siege, several cash for influence scandals, his handling of th...

I do loads of stupid things. Nothing immediately springs to mind, but there are many things. OCD has a lot to do with it, I've never been diagnosed. I don't need to be. Forever checking that appliances are switched off, even going back into the house to check for the third time that they are off. Ta...