Don,t knock " Jellied eels" mate. They are the bollocks !!
Bought a massive tub at Billingsgate Fish Market a few year back. Cost around 35 quid. Pulled the blinds and went on a Jellied Eel bender for 3 days. Never had the urge again for a couple of years after that but that was one of the best experiences of my life.
Sorry but I have to ask ....
This jellied eel bender that you was on , sounds really exciting.....
does he do it doggie ?
Do you have a contact number ?
Never knew you was into the bender thingy:) Sure mate let me find the number and i,l private message you it
I fear, my good man, that you represent the very worst of the great unwashed of our society.
Every year Tarquin, Rupert and myself are to be seen at Wimmers.
And yes we indulge ourselves in strawberries, cream and Pimms not only because we're 'old money' but because it's tradition. If it wasn't for people like ourselves, Oxbridge educated (Tarquers was Eton), running hedge funds and networking at polo meets, the country would be in an even sorrier state than it is now !
I'd wager you're an oik and a West Ham supporter to boot. Probably a lager drinker and with a penchant for jellied eels.
Damnit sir, if you were to ever set foot in Chalfont St Peter we'd have you horse-whipped.
Yours.
Aubyn St.Clair Matravers.
Don,t knock " Jellied eels" mate. They are the bollocks !!
Bought a massive tub at Billingsgate Fish Market a few year back. Cost around 35 quid. Pulled the blinds and went on a Jellied Eel bender for 3 days. Never had the urge again for a couple of years after that but that was one of the best experiences of my life.
I can certainly understand why you never had the urge again mate.
Only ever tried the fucking things once. Let's just say I don't share your enthusiasm for that particular marine life.
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Dont know what all the fuss is about , I have watched a few games , and some of the skill on display has been better then watching us and many other premiership sides , definitely better then England vs Netherlands match .
If the wonderful unbiased BBC didn't pay mega lira and scheckle for it, no one would care....or indeed know! Load of old slooooow motion cobblers. Stick to fucking netball girls. No doubt, the BBC will cover that with delight as well!
But never ever forget, they do make a good nature programme! Tax payers money always well spent
If the wonderful unbiased BBC didn't pay mega lira and scheckle for it, no one would care....or indeed know! Load of old slooooow motion cobblers. Stick to fucking netball girls. No doubt, the BBC will cover that with delight as well!
But never ever forget, they do make a good nature programme! Tax payers money always well spent
And don't forget the costume dramas FFS. Got to find jobs for those unemployed thespians somewhere mate.
Keep your wigs on. I said THESPIANS.
Why Is There Only One Monopolies Commission. Isn't That A Monopoly?
