New phrases I HATE in Football

[Thames]

'the boy' this 'the boy' that - they are fucking adults!

'running the channels' - what?

'early doors' , 'back door' - whats with fucking doors?

[Avit]

Not new but seems to be being used more and more + smuggling the ball.


Pay the vat you tax dodging cunts.

[bighammerfan]

I still cringe at two golden oldies aka "It was a game of two halves" and the one I really really really hate "We set out our stall" WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

Over here in the USA I really hate the PK and "He drew the foul" if it's US commentators I watch with the volume off!

[HammerJammer]

When the flippety fuck did a one-two become a "little give and go".

Everyone knows it's a wall pass.

[Fade-and-Die]

"Played a little ball round the corner"


For fucks sake!

[Brookbonds73]

He's given the keeper the eyes ffs!! Load of old cunt.
Why don't they just say he fancies him and wants to get stuck up his rusty bullett hole.

[jameskel]

"Good ball retention"

fuck off fuck off fuck off

[eskimo joe]

"Good ball retention"

fuck off fuck off fuck off

Is that after a player get a kick in the nuts?

[1234]

Work the channels.
When commentators call players by their first name (Hoddle calling Rooney Wayne).

[OZHAMMER]

Pluralising players names or team names: Your Chelseas, your Arsenals, your Man U's... Your Rooneys, your Gerrards, your Terrys...

There is only one of each, ffs...