Can we all please stop the knicker wetting. We all know how the windows work. They're a bit like how the supermarkets get rid of the stuff that will soon be past it's sell by. The bargain buckets. Wait long enough and you'll eventually see them filled with the stuff that hasn't been shifted at premium price.
OK the bananas might be a bit squishy, the grapes a tad brown and if you're brave enough to try the cold meats make sure you're near a khazi when the bacteria strikes. But you get a deal. You save money. And we all know how old stumpy loves a bargain. He's just playing a waiting game, bless him. He can smell a bargain basement deal from a mile away. OK we won't pick up Erling Haaland on the cheap but if Andy Carroll hasn't found a club by the end of August he'll be desperate for some action and will probably be available on the cheap. What a steal.
And let's be positive. Let's stop using tacky words like "cheap" and "bargain". Let's put a positive spin on it and say "value for money" or "cost effective purchases". Sounds much more professional doesn't it ?
You are of course correct and I humbly apologise. I must chastise myself with a rolled-up Racing Post immediately.
How dare I criticise the dwarf's eye for a deal. I'm sure that Ollie McBurnie is on a train to London as I type.
I am not worthy.
My good man, reading some of the almost suicidal meanderings on here and a certain other WHU forum should Ollie McBurnie be pictured, arms crossed as our brand new striking sensation , he would probably be hailed as one would hail a conquering hero returning from battle. That's "battle" as in "armed skirmish" by the way, not the place just up the road from Hastings.
And don't knock Ollie. He'd be good for at least 5 goals a season for heaven's sake.
Why Is There Only One Monopolies Commission. Isn't That A Monopoly?
palerider wrote: ↑Tue Jul 27, 2021 7:33 am
Another day passes and still no sign of any signings. Even the ever-optimistic Gonzo admits he's a tad concerned.
As the vermin shysters offer loans with obligations or derisory bids that are quite simply an insult to the potential selling clubs. With the decent players on offer moving elsewhere because these two sordid bastards are doing their utmost to leach as much as they can before Joe Black comes knocking.
Fear not my good man.
Wor Andy's been seen eating a subway outside a Harley Street doctors.
Exciting times are ahead.
And don't knock Ollie. He'd be good for at least 5 goals a season for heaven's sake.
Think you're being generous by about 4 goals there.
Nonsense my good fellow. I have just consulted the oracle, otherwise known as Wikipedia, and in his 2 seasons at Bramall Lane he racked up an impressive 7, yes , that's SEVEN, goals. In only two seasons. We're all raving about what a signing Coufal has been, but how many has he scored, eh ? None, that's how many. By comparison Ollie is a veritable goal machine. Based on what we paid for Coufal Ollie must be worth 10 bob from the dwarf's pile FFS.
And don't forget we have also been linked with Berge and Lundstram from Sheffield United. Add Ollie to that mix and, boy, that is one array of talent. And to satisfy the "Moyes outers" who better to weld them all into a lean, mean, footballing machine than the legend that is Chris Wilder, amazingly overlooked in favour of Carlo Ancelotti when Real Madrid needed a new head coach. Go for it stumpy you know it makes sense.
Why Is There Only One Monopolies Commission. Isn't That A Monopoly?
Think you're being generous by about 4 goals there.
Nonsense my good fellow. I have just consulted the oracle, otherwise known as Wikipedia, and in his 2 seasons at Bramall Lane he racked up an impressive 7, yes , that's SEVEN, goals. In only two seasons. We're all raving about what a signing Coufal has been, but how many has he scored, eh ? None, that's how many. By comparison Ollie is a veritable goal machine. Based on what we paid for Coufal Ollie must be worth 10 bob from the dwarf's pile FFS.
And don't forget we have also been linked with Berge and Lundstram from Sheffield United. Add Ollie to that mix and, boy, that is one array of talent. And to satisfy the "Moyes outers" who better to weld them all into a lean, mean, footballing machine than the legend that is Chris Wilder, amazingly overlooked in favour of Carlo Ancelotti when Real Madrid needed a new head coach. Go for it stumpy you know it makes sense.
This is being fueled by an article in C&H where it hints that David Moyes might be seeking to discover the hidden 'Kenny Dalglish' inside the inner man that is Oliver McBurnie. This is big news to Sheffield United and can only drive the price up.
Nonsense my good fellow. I have just consulted the oracle, otherwise known as Wikipedia, and in his 2 seasons at Bramall Lane he racked up an impressive 7, yes , that's SEVEN, goals. In only two seasons. We're all raving about what a signing Coufal has been, but how many has he scored, eh ? None, that's how many. By comparison Ollie is a veritable goal machine. Based on what we paid for Coufal Ollie must be worth 10 bob from the dwarf's pile FFS.
And don't forget we have also been linked with Berge and Lundstram from Sheffield United. Add Ollie to that mix and, boy, that is one array of talent. And to satisfy the "Moyes outers" who better to weld them all into a lean, mean, footballing machine than the legend that is Chris Wilder, amazingly overlooked in favour of Carlo Ancelotti when Real Madrid needed a new head coach. Go for it stumpy you know it makes sense.
This is being fueled by an article in C&H where it hints that David Moyes might be seeking to discover the hidden 'Kenny Dalglish' inside the inner man that is Oliver McBurnie. This is big news to Sheffield United and can only drive the price up.
palerider wrote: ↑Tue Jul 27, 2021 7:33 am
Another day passes and still no sign of any signings. Even the ever-optimistic Gonzo admits he's a tad concerned.
As the vermin shysters offer loans with obligations or derisory bids that are quite simply an insult to the potential selling clubs. With the decent players on offer moving elsewhere because these two sordid bastards are doing their utmost to leach as much as they can before Joe Black comes knocking.
Fear not my good man.
Wor Andy's been seen eating a subway outside a Harley Street doctors.
Exciting times are ahead.
Hurrah!
I've seen the light.
Carlton Cole was in Lakeside buying some shinpads this very morning.
