Stand by your man
Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 6:44 am
So it begins. The first rumblings today of what we suspected. In the BBC Gossip column. That we can't afford Tammy and the bugster has admitted as much.
But we're still after a striker though. And we were in January. But 'two or three' offers came to nothing.
Well Davie. Was it two or was it three ? I'm sure you know. Eddie N'Ketiah was one I believe but those pesky Yanks at the Arse wanted more than 7 and 6 pence. And this will now be the club line.
The Messiah goes on 'The pandemic has hit all clubs'. Which of course is really the dwarf with his hand up the Jock's arse saying we haven't got a pot to piss in, in PL terms. And if we somehow scramble through the attic and find a bit of cash here and there without selling Dec we may just be able to meet United's price for Jesse. But, apart from a loan or two, that will be it apart from our marquee signing striker being a geezer few have ever heard of. Which could I agree work. Who'd heard of Diafra Sakho ?
The rub though will be seeing what other clubs in our situation spend. We're rank outsiders now for Champions League riches so we'll be competing with the likes of Everton, Arse, the bacon-dodgers and the victims for the remaining crumbs. And I don't have to be Mystic Meg to see where that's going.
It's been an odd season. One that will live in the memory but one that I fear will ultimately fall short due to having such a small squad because of Statler and Waldorf's penny-pinching. I just hope to Christ we don't qualify for this new Europa Cup. For me that would be the final insult.
To succeed, sometimes you have to speculate to accumulate. The dwarf tried that with Mr.Dead and it backfired. He should have known that the old fraud was mid-table in China for a reason. And he won't do it again, especially now. Although Moyes has, and I'm saying this through gritted teeth, earnt the right to have a decent transfer kitty to build on what he's achieved.
Some good ole' Country and Western lyrics then for the Dwarf Shitcunt.
Stand By Your Man.
Give him two arms to cling to.
Even if they're very short.
But we're still after a striker though. And we were in January. But 'two or three' offers came to nothing.
Well Davie. Was it two or was it three ? I'm sure you know. Eddie N'Ketiah was one I believe but those pesky Yanks at the Arse wanted more than 7 and 6 pence. And this will now be the club line.
The Messiah goes on 'The pandemic has hit all clubs'. Which of course is really the dwarf with his hand up the Jock's arse saying we haven't got a pot to piss in, in PL terms. And if we somehow scramble through the attic and find a bit of cash here and there without selling Dec we may just be able to meet United's price for Jesse. But, apart from a loan or two, that will be it apart from our marquee signing striker being a geezer few have ever heard of. Which could I agree work. Who'd heard of Diafra Sakho ?
The rub though will be seeing what other clubs in our situation spend. We're rank outsiders now for Champions League riches so we'll be competing with the likes of Everton, Arse, the bacon-dodgers and the victims for the remaining crumbs. And I don't have to be Mystic Meg to see where that's going.
It's been an odd season. One that will live in the memory but one that I fear will ultimately fall short due to having such a small squad because of Statler and Waldorf's penny-pinching. I just hope to Christ we don't qualify for this new Europa Cup. For me that would be the final insult.
To succeed, sometimes you have to speculate to accumulate. The dwarf tried that with Mr.Dead and it backfired. He should have known that the old fraud was mid-table in China for a reason. And he won't do it again, especially now. Although Moyes has, and I'm saying this through gritted teeth, earnt the right to have a decent transfer kitty to build on what he's achieved.
Some good ole' Country and Western lyrics then for the Dwarf Shitcunt.
Stand By Your Man.
Give him two arms to cling to.
Even if they're very short.