Gylfi Sigurdsson is a free agent. What a signing he would be!

[Pipe smurf]

Him and Oko Flex would be a great start of this summer transfer window!

[OZHAMMER]

Maybe we can get Rolf Harris in some sort of advisory role as well.

[terrya1965]

Maybe we can get Rolf Harris in some sort of advisory role as well.

Made me think of that joke.

What's white and hangs out of a baby's pram?

Jimmy Saville's arsehole.

[JayK]

Yoof team coach?

[Dwayne Pipes]

Nailed on for Celtic then .

[BlackDiamond]

Him and Oko Flex would be a great start of this summer transfer window!

Your thinking bums on seats...

[Brookbonds73]

Now, now.
He's innocent until proven gylfi.

Hat, coat, keys, taser.

[Dwayne Pipes]

No surprise ,kids are rather partial to a Toffee

[Whiskyman]

No surprise ,kids are rather partial to a Toffee

Seems there was a rumour doing the rounds on the Everton forums that Fabian Delph was the player involved. The club has denied that but if I was any other player at Everton right now I would be banging on someone's door for them to announce exactly which player has been suspended.

[andyginbrasil]

No surprise ,kids are rather partial to a Toffee

Seems there was a rumour doing the rounds on the Everton forums that Fabian Delph was the player involved. The club has denied that but if I was any other player at Everton right now I would be banging on someone's door for them to announce exactly which player has been suspended.

Probably the one who's suddenly gone missing from training........