I'm one of the the money men behind PAI Capital which stands for Pale and Ibdullah.
We're in a very lucrative market, ever expanding, in the holiday industry. Government backed as well. You'd be amazed how many Somalis want to have holidays in Bolton and pay top whack for it. But we're also very shrewd businessmen and know a good opportunity when we see it.
The dwarf and dribbly are on their uppers.
Covid rabbit didn't fly off the shelves in Ann Summers and filming on the little cunt's new blockbuster 'Die Hard on Viagra' had to be cancelled because Dirk Thrust tested positive and one of the yaks caught swine flu.
They wanted to wait it out until the tax burden expired but with fans returning and baying for blood, they're looking to get the fuck out of Dodge.
Junior Slug isn't happy as he wanted the club to play with after his bollocks dropped and he'd identified a 35 year old Turkish forward who had two legs and may be available for a grand but Stumpy put his foot down. So the offer's in and we have the dosh.
We're meeting the shitcunts at a mystery location today to show them proof of funds and a sawn-off shotgun so I'm sure the takeover will happen soon. Gonzo said on his video he'd like to see proof too so come on down Kris. McDonalds in Fleet Services at 2. Don't forget the handcuffs.
As for plans for the club, we reckon we can build forty hotels around the gaff for the illegals, er, holidaymakers. May also be a couple of bob for Danny Drinkwater after Declan buggers off.
I'm one of the the money men behind PAI Capital which stands for Pale and Ibdullah.
We're in a very lucrative market, ever expanding, in the holiday industry. Government backed as well. You'd be amazed how many Somalis want to have holidays in Bolton and pay top whack for it. But we're also very shrewd businessmen and know a good opportunity when we see it.
The dwarf and dribbly are on their uppers.
Covid rabbit didn't fly off the shelves in Ann Summers and filming on the little cunt's new blockbuster 'Die Hard on Viagra' had to be cancelled because Dirk Thrust tested positive and one of the yaks caught swine flu.
They wanted to wait it out until the tax burden expired but with fans returning and baying for blood, they're looking to get the fuck out of Dodge.
Junior Slug isn't happy as he wanted the club to play with after his bollocks dropped and he'd identified a 35 year old Turkish forward who had two legs and may be available for a grand but Stumpy put his foot down. So the offer's in and we have the dosh.
We're meeting the shitcunts at a mystery location today to show them proof of funds and a sawn-off shotgun so I'm sure the takeover will happen soon. Gonzo said on his video he'd like to see proof too so come on down Kris. McDonalds in Fleet Services at 2. Don't forget the handcuffs.
As for plans for the club, we reckon we can build forty hotels around the gaff for the illegals, er, holidaymakers. May also be a couple of bob for Danny Drinkwater after Declan buggers off.
Passing a right and proper owners test ?
Fuck off. Statler and Waldorf did.
Anybody fancy being manager ?
I always knew it was you my dear friend.
If I may be so bold I'm available to take over from Ozil's father as soon as you like. He'll get the toe end of my loafers as I show him the door, and that liver bird Nolan can fuck off too. Forbes my butler is ready to take over training duties as soon as he's released from Broadmoor (6 weeks left, for molesting an aardvark at London Zoo) Svetlana the six fingered Ukrainian is on tea making duties and Gertrude the pot bellied pig is chomping at the bit to get grazing on the five a side pitches.
Horace the cockeyed llama and his pack will be our means of transport ( environmentally friendly) which just leaves Sholto my trusted gardener and Flash my prize Bullock to sort out the pitch at the OS.
I shall be going undercover at fleet services while the transactions are taking place, in case of any shenanigans. I'm there for you my compadre, and I'm packing heat of all kinds. Anything untoward, just give me the nod and I shall reign down fire, not seen since since the Argies got a good botty kicking in the Falklands.
I'm one of the the money men behind PAI Capital which stands for Pale and Ibdullah.
We're in a very lucrative market, ever expanding, in the holiday industry. Government backed as well. You'd be amazed how many Somalis want to have holidays in Bolton and pay top whack for it. But we're also very shrewd businessmen and know a good opportunity when we see it.
The dwarf and dribbly are on their uppers.
Covid rabbit didn't fly off the shelves in Ann Summers and filming on the little cunt's new blockbuster 'Die Hard on Viagra' had to be cancelled because Dirk Thrust tested positive and one of the yaks caught swine flu.
They wanted to wait it out until the tax burden expired but with fans returning and baying for blood, they're looking to get the fuck out of Dodge.
Junior Slug isn't happy as he wanted the club to play with after his bollocks dropped and he'd identified a 35 year old Turkish forward who had two legs and may be available for a grand but Stumpy put his foot down. So the offer's in and we have the dosh.
We're meeting the shitcunts at a mystery location today to show them proof of funds and a sawn-off shotgun so I'm sure the takeover will happen soon. Gonzo said on his video he'd like to see proof too so come on down Kris. McDonalds in Fleet Services at 2. Don't forget the handcuffs.
As for plans for the club, we reckon we can build forty hotels around the gaff for the illegals, er, holidaymakers. May also be a couple of bob for Danny Drinkwater after Declan buggers off.
Passing a right and proper owners test ?
Fuck off. Statler and Waldorf did.
Anybody fancy being manager ?
I always knew it was you my dear friend.
If I may be so bold I'm available to take over from Ozil's father as soon as you like. He'll get the toe end of my loafers as I show him the door, and that liver bird Nolan can fuck off too. Forbes my butler is ready to take over training duties as soon as he's released from Broadmoor (6 weeks left, for molesting an aardvark at London Zoo) Svetlana the six fingered Ukrainian is on tea making duties and Gertrude the pot bellied pig is chomping at the bit to get grazing on the five a side pitches.
Horace the cockeyed llama and his pack will be our means of transport ( environmentally friendly) which just leaves Sholto my trusted gardener and Flash my prize Bullock to sort out the pitch at the OS.
I shall be going undercover at fleet services while the transactions are taking place, in case of any shenanigans. I'm there for you my compadre, and I'm packing heat of all kinds. Anything untoward, just give me the nod and I shall reign down fire, not seen since since the Argies got a good botty kicking in the Falklands.
Hussar!! n all that.
Many thanks my learned friend. It's good to know there'll be eyes on but unless some Maccie D's youth training sprog spots the shooter I think we'll be fine. Maybe you could take the lad outside and give him a talking to.
Gold will be eager to do business quickly as we've arranged for all the toilets to be shut and we'll be showing Stumpy plans for the A303 Stonehenge underpass and where he'll fit in. Literally, if he doesn't sign.
I believe Eve will be in the car park with the roller so you may get a back-scuttle out of it but either way the future's bright. The future's claret and blue.
I always knew it was you my dear friend.
If I may be so bold I'm available to take over from Ozil's father as soon as you like. He'll get the toe end of my loafers as I show him the door, and that liver bird Nolan can fuck off too. Forbes my butler is ready to take over training duties as soon as he's released from Broadmoor (6 weeks left, for molesting an aardvark at London Zoo) Svetlana the six fingered Ukrainian is on tea making duties and Gertrude the pot bellied pig is chomping at the bit to get grazing on the five a side pitches.
Horace the cockeyed llama and his pack will be our means of transport ( environmentally friendly) which just leaves Sholto my trusted gardener and Flash my prize Bullock to sort out the pitch at the OS.
I shall be going undercover at fleet services while the transactions are taking place, in case of any shenanigans. I'm there for you my compadre, and I'm packing heat of all kinds. Anything untoward, just give me the nod and I shall reign down fire, not seen since since the Argies got a good botty kicking in the Falklands.
Hussar!! n all that.
Many thanks my learned friend. It's good to know there'll be eyes on but unless some Maccie D's youth training sprog spots the shooter I think we'll be fine. Maybe you could take the lad outside and give him a talking to.
Gold will be eager to do business quickly as we've arranged for all the toilets to be shut and we'll be showing Stumpy plans for the A303 Stonehenge underpass and where he'll fit in. Literally, if he doesn't sign.
I believe Eve will be in the car park with the roller so you may get a back-scuttle out of it but either way the future's bright. The future's claret and blue.
The young lad will be taken care of. 6000 volts from a taser blast on the scrote should suffice. As for Eve, I'm lubed up like a cross channel swimmer about to dodge the illegals at Vera Lynn's White cliffs.
andyginbrasil wrote: ↑Wed Jul 28, 2021 4:11 pm
Flossy the duck spotted at Fleet Services.....is it going down
Deal confirmed my Amazonian friend.
Gold kept asking if he'd had his dinner and the dwarf shat his frillies when Ibadullah's brothers turned up with the meat cleavers. BB by that time had taken the staff outside to show them his elephant impersonations.
I'll be on the blower to Declan tonight reassuring him that money will be available for transfers and that the George Weah deal is almost done.
I'll be introducing myself to Hammers fans in due course. A series of 'getting to know you' events will be held in pubs across the East End and the brass polish will be on me.
Flossy was last seen canoodling up to Brady but went for Gold's colostomy bag when he stepped into the daylight which was very unfortunate because he did use to play for us and shot down 17 Heinkels from the top of the North Bank during the war with just a rabbit gun.
andyginbrasil wrote: ↑Wed Jul 28, 2021 4:11 pm
Flossy the duck spotted at Fleet Services.....is it going down
Deal confirmed my Amazonian friend.
Gold kept asking if he'd had his dinner and the dwarf shat his frillies when Ibadullah's brothers turned up with the meat cleavers. BB by that time had taken the staff outside to show them his elephant impersonations.
I'll be on the blower to Declan tonight reassuring him that money will be available for transfers and that the George Weah deal is almost done.
I'll be introducing myself to Hammers fans in due course. A series of 'getting to know you' events will be held in pubs across the East End and the brass polish will be on me.
Flossy was last seen canoodling up to Brady but went for Gold's colostomy bag when he stepped into the daylight which was very unfortunate because he did use to play for us and shot down 17 Heinkels from the top of the North Bank during the war with just a rabbit gun.
