Kane - he’s gone.

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9898 wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:48 pm
Castiron wrote: Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:46 pm Ahh, he's rolling back the years now. 4 goals against the mighty San Marino, and Sam Splatterface has come in his pants.
In the interest of fairness, how many ahs Antonio scored against the mighty opposition he is facing for Jamaica? :lol: :lol:
Stupid remark.
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Kane now scored 1 goal in 12 PL games for Spuds.

The big chin complaining the Leeds defenders were better than San Marino’s.

Needs to move to a bigger club in the top 4. 😉😂😂
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Kane scored tonight, at least he can do it against Slovenian defenders.

Shame the Spuds lost 2-1 against the mighty Slovenian giants MS Mura. 😂😂😂
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“…. with his well-taken chipped equaliser but for the rest of the time was a lumbering shell of his former self, full of poor touches and fluffed shots.”

BBC match report.
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Really embarrassing now, even Soucek that crap Czech player according to Numbnuts has scored more goals than Kane in Pl.

Can it get any worse for the Chin?
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Towie wrote: Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:58 pm Kane scored tonight, at least he can do it against Slovenian defenders.

Shame the Spuds lost 2-1 against the mighty Slovenian giants MS Mura. 😂😂😂
Come on, they have been practicing for 9 years since the club were formed :lol: :lol:

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Dear oh dear, another weekend finished and still only 1 PL goal for the season.

Can a player make it any more obvious he wants out of the bageldome?
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Just been told by an unreliable source that the first 12 games of this season is not real.

Therefore Kane has no goals at all this season!

Only 1 PL goal in the first 12 non goals.

Citeh will be able to buy him for half the price as his stock must be at its lowest.
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Towie wrote: Mon Dec 13, 2021 10:05 am Just been told by an unreliable source that the first 1/ games of this season is not real.

Therefore Kane has no goals at all this season!

Only 1 PL goal in the first 12 non goals.

Citeh will be able to buy him for half the price as his stock must be at its lowest.
I have been told by an equally unreliable source that the "Harry Kane" seen operating for Tottenham this season is, in fact, not the real one who represented the club last season. The real Kane is apparently enjoying life as a Bruce Forsyth impersonator in Magaluf.
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Just seen Dawson has scored more goals in last 4 games than Kane.

Maybe we should play Dawson as our Striker.
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