Summer transfer window thread (What ins and outs do you want to see?)

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palerider wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 8:03 am
JayK wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:27 am

“Target list extensive” :lol: :lol: :lol:
Titter ye not. It's true.

Bids are in on Ebay for a new kettle, a nearly new set of training cones, a replacement air filter for the Dyson cleaner, a value pack of band-aids and some soapy mix for the bubble machine.

We're going places !



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Outbid by £1.35 for the cones. Increased bid to be discussed at board meeting.
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palerider wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 8:03 am
JayK wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:27 am

“Target list extensive” :lol: :lol: :lol:
Titter ye not. It's true.

Bids are in on Ebay for a new kettle, a nearly new set of training cones, a replacement air filter for the Dyson cleaner, a value pack of band-aids and some soapy mix for the bubble machine.

We're going places !



STOP PRESS

Outbid by £1.35 for the cones. Increased bid to be discussed at board meeting.
Reckon that's a tall story, we weren't outbid, Sullivan decided to save money by donating his Rusky hat to make fur cones with.
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Newcastle have made an official approach for Armando Broja.

The bugster however is not to be deterred and will hold out for his preferred option 'Lingard-stylee' until 2029 if necessary while all the other targets, just as good, move on to other clubs.

Sullivan will of course say we tried.

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palerider wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 11:46 am Newcastle have made an official approach for Armando Broja.

The bugster however is not to be deterred and will hold out for his preferred option 'Lingard-stylee' until 2029 if necessary while all the other targets, just as good, move on to other clubs.

Sullivan will of course say we tried.
6 PL goals, dives in the box - you can see why he's so highly sought.

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BlackDiamond wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 11:53 am
palerider wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 11:46 am Newcastle have made an official approach for Armando Broja.

The bugster however is not to be deterred and will hold out for his preferred option 'Lingard-stylee' until 2029 if necessary while all the other targets, just as good, move on to other clubs.

Sullivan will of course say we tried.
6 PL goals, dives in the box - you can see why he's so highly sought.
Don't get me wrong. He's a talent. But it's really not worth the stress of Moyes sticking his picture above his bed and phoning Chelsea twice a day when Emmanuel Dennis is available for less and a deal would be far easier.

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palerider wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 8:03 am
JayK wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:27 am

“Target list extensive” :lol: :lol: :lol:
Titter ye not. It's true.

Bids are in on Ebay for a new kettle, a nearly new set of training cones, a replacement air filter for the Dyson cleaner, a value pack of band-aids and some soapy mix for the bubble machine.

We're going places !



STOP PRESS

Outbid by £1.35 for the cones. Increased bid to be discussed at board meeting.
We've been outbid on the kettle my learned.
However sources suggest that a 2nd hand Russell Hobbs is a goer and there's 7 days left on the auction, testing times, me thinks.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 1:57 pm
palerider wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 8:03 am

Titter ye not. It's true.

Bids are in on Ebay for a new kettle, a nearly new set of training cones, a replacement air filter for the Dyson cleaner, a value pack of band-aids and some soapy mix for the bubble machine.

We're going places !



STOP PRESS

Outbid by £1.35 for the cones. Increased bid to be discussed at board meeting.
We've been outbid on the kettle my learned.
However sources suggest that a 2nd hand Russell Hobbs is a goer and there's 7 days left on the auction, testing times, me thinks.
The air filter too !! Confident our £1.25 bid would seal the deal but now up to £1.50.

All going to rat shit.

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Still no hint of a striker, but another defender nabbed


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Tell them to stick their blue flag up their ass!!!

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