palerider wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 11:00 am
Very least...
Keeper
Left back
Central defender
Left winger
Striker
And all that depends on us not losing any of our important players.
We can just about cope without another holding midfielder by putting Conor Coventry in the squad and giving him game time. Also Daniel Chesters negates the need for another inventive midfielder. One would be nice but I'd sooner see us spunk out proper money for proper players in the positions mentioned.
Having watched the latest Youtube extravanganza from Pancho Villa, and being thrilled by the Sainsbury's ad just as he was getting to the business end, that informed me that fishfingers were half-price, two things struck me.
Firstly, I've not had a fishfinger sarnie for years and now I can't get it out of my head. Crusty white bread, not that brown stuff. As Billy Connolly so rightly said, it will give you extra month of life. But that month doesn't come when you're 25 and shagging anything in a skirt, but when you're shitting your pants. And cod or haddock fish fingers. Not fucking basa. Or Vietnamese river cobbler to give it it's real name, a bottom feeding cunt that ingests all the shit and mercury going. I'm still going for ketchup on it too. Not averse to tartare sauce but ketchup it is.
Secondly, Pancho tells us that UEFA rules will hamper our spending. 70% of our turnover but that also includes giving Jim & Dec massive pay rises.
What a miserable tart. I was even getting used to the ads too. Well. Kris, if it's only going to be bad news, fuck that, it's back to Pornhub.
Looks like M'Bappe won't be coming after all but Sully did try.
palerider wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:44 pm
Having watched the latest Youtube extravanganza from Pancho Villa, and being thrilled by the Sainsbury's ad just as he was getting to the business end, that informed me that fishfingers were half-price, two things struck me.
Firstly, I've not had a fishfinger sarnie for years and now I can't get it out of my head. Crusty white bread, not that brown stuff. As Billy Connolly so rightly said, it will give you extra month of life. But that month doesn't come when you're 25 and shagging anything in a skirt, but when you're shitting your pants. And cod or haddock fish fingers. Not fucking basa. Or Vietnamese river cobbler to give it it's real name, a bottom feeding cunt that ingests all the shit and mercury going. I'm still going for ketchup on it too. Not averse to tartare sauce but ketchup it is.
Secondly, Pancho tells us that UEFA rules will hamper our spending. 70% of our turnover but that also includes giving Jim & Dec massive pay rises.
What a miserable tart. I was even getting used to the ads too. Well. Kris, if it's only going to be bad news, fuck that, it's back to Pornhub.
Looks like M'Bappe won't be coming after all but Sully did try.
So it’s fair to say the fish finger ad had more of an impact than the actual video content itself. It pays to advertise. And have you tried salad cream in said sarnie and better still, sarnie with the chunky fish fingers?
palerider wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 1:44 pm
Having watched the latest Youtube extravanganza from Pancho Villa, and being thrilled by the Sainsbury's ad just as he was getting to the business end, that informed me that fishfingers were half-price, two things struck me.
Firstly, I've not had a fishfinger sarnie for years and now I can't get it out of my head. Crusty white bread, not that brown stuff. As Billy Connolly so rightly said, it will give you extra month of life. But that month doesn't come when you're 25 and shagging anything in a skirt, but when you're shitting your pants. And cod or haddock fish fingers. Not fucking basa. Or Vietnamese river cobbler to give it it's real name, a bottom feeding cunt that ingests all the shit and mercury going. I'm still going for ketchup on it too. Not averse to tartare sauce but ketchup it is.
Secondly, Pancho tells us that UEFA rules will hamper our spending. 70% of our turnover but that also includes giving Jim & Dec massive pay rises.
What a miserable tart. I was even getting used to the ads too. Well. Kris, if it's only going to be bad news, fuck that, it's back to Pornhub.
Looks like M'Bappe won't be coming after all but Sully did try.
So it’s fair to say the fish finger ad had more of an impact than the actual video content itself. It pays to advertise. And have you tried salad cream in said sarnie and better still, sarnie with the chunky fish fingers?
And yes, that’s a thumb
Salad cream. Again, something I've not had for ages.
Yep, that could work. As for chunky fingers, as long as it's cod or haddock I don't mind the size.
My neighbour Jenny had basa ones a month ago and she's grown facial hair and has large lumps on her forehead. And she stinks like a sewer. She's also started wearing a Sheffield Utd shirt.
So it’s fair to say the fish finger ad had more of an impact than the actual video content itself. It pays to advertise. And have you tried salad cream in said sarnie and better still, sarnie with the chunky fish fingers?
And yes, that’s a thumb
Salad cream. Again, something I've not had for ages.
Yep, that could work. As for chunky fingers, as long as it's cod or haddock I don't mind the size.
My neighbour Jenny had basa ones a month ago and she's grown facial hair and has large lumps on her forehead. And she stinks like a sewer. She's also started wearing a Sheffield Utd shirt.
Sure that was the fish and not the fact you seen her with sober eyes for a change?
