Hammers Chat

He wants to be me,
He admires my uzi like personality,
He creeps and crawls around my posts like Saville in a playground,
Fiddling with his pac a mac in frustration and excitement,
I'm the assassin he wants to be,
Takes him away from greyness of life,
He tries to be edgy,
But George will always have his Mildred,
He wants to order Haagen-Dazs pralines and cream,
But can't help buying Walls vanilla,
He wants my savagery,
But his knife is always blunt,
I'm the soldier, the master, the slayer,
He's just the Gala player,
He admires from afar,
With his half a shandy in the social bar,
Stay away from the hunter, the eliminator, the liquidator Mr grey man,
Stop, look and listen like a good fan,
I'm the masterful man to behold,
Don't get tangled in the web of my power,
Stay away Grey man.