Newmarket wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 6:32 am
My Cats a Cunt .
My two are as well.
All they do is sleep, eat and shit. And if I leave the washing up because I can't be arsed as I want to get wankered, do they do it for me ?
Do they fuck. Ungrateful bastards. There'll be a reckoning soon I can tell ya.
Having said that my dogs are worse …
They even have their own songs .
At numerous times of the day the dulcet tones of “ My name is Chewie and I piss where I like …” can be heard emanating from the gob of said Chihuahua Cunt .
At least Cats are independent and can (and do) just fuck off whenever they like , Zouma’s moggie was obviously a masochist.
Dogs are just needy Cunts.
All they do is sleep, eat and shit. And if I leave the washing up because I can't be arsed as I want to get wankered, do they do it for me ?
Do they fuck. Ungrateful bastards. There'll be a reckoning soon I can tell ya.
Having said that my dogs are worse …
They even have their own songs .
At numerous times of the day the dulcet tones of “ My name is Chewie and I piss where I like …” can be heard emanating from the gob of said Chihuahua Cunt .
At least Cats are independent and can (and do) just fuck off whenever they like , Zouma’s moggie was obviously a masochist.
Dogs are just needy Cunts.
All they do is sleep, eat and shit. And if I leave the washing up because I can't be arsed as I want to get wankered, do they do it for me ?
Do they fuck. Ungrateful bastards. There'll be a reckoning soon I can tell ya.
Having said that my dogs are worse …
They even have their own songs .
At numerous times of the day the dulcet tones of “ My name is Chewie and I piss where I like …” can be heard emanating from the gob of said Chihuahua Cunt .
At least Cats are independent and can (and do) just fuck off whenever they like , Zouma’s moggie was obviously a masochist.
Dogs are just needy Cunts.
Nahhh. A dog is basically a trusting beast who will return your kindness with unconditional affection and loyalty. Even other people's dogs will usually come over to greet you. But fucking cats. If there's a cat in the garden and you open the door it scurries off, because, like the sneaky fucker it is, it knows it shouldn't really be there. And the little bastards have sharp claws. Cunts, all of them. Don't know how Zouma managed it because the fuckers have always got out of range before my size 11 connects with it.
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They even have their own songs .
At numerous times of the day the dulcet tones of “ My name is Chewie and I piss where I like …” can be heard emanating from the gob of said Chihuahua Cunt .
At least Cats are independent and can (and do) just fuck off whenever they like , Zouma’s moggie was obviously a masochist.
Dogs are just needy Cunts.
Nahhh. A dog is basically a trusting beast who will return your kindness with unconditional affection and loyalty. Even other people's dogs will usually come over to greet you. But fucking cats. If there's a cat in the garden and you open the door it scurries off, because, like the sneaky fucker it is, it knows it shouldn't really be there. And the little bastards have sharp claws. Cunts, all of them. Don't know how Zouma managed it because the fuckers have always got out of range before my size 11 connects with it.
