January 2023 transfer window thread

[Brookbonds73]

Yep.
Of the highest fucking order.

Aren’t we supposed to be skint anyway? Suppose we could always sell Rice.


Or Cornet.

The £50 we'd get for cornet's a start, I suppose.

[eskimo joe]

Just one Corneto
Give him away
He was quite a bargain
If you get him to play
He's a managers answer
A player of their dream
Cause he's a a utility player
Can play any place in the team.

Would have put this in the bad song thread but no one started one.

[Newmarket]

Just one Corneto
Give him away
He was quite a bargain
If you get him to play
He's a managers answer
A player of their dream
Cause he's a a utility player
Can play any place in the team.

Would have put this in the bad song thread but no one started one.

A lot of Burnley fans say that he only “makes himself available” if he “feels 100% right” .
Which means he’ll probably never play as I would think nearly all pro’s play through knocks scrapes and niggles .

Sounds
Like a bit of a malingerer to me the lazy cunt .

[eskimo joe]

Just one Corneto
Give him away
He was quite a bargain
If you get him to play
He's a managers answer
A player of their dream
Cause he's a a utility player
Can play any place in the team.

Would have put this in the bad song thread but no one started one.

A lot of Burnley fans say that he only “makes himself available” if he “feels 100% right” .
Which means he’ll probably never play as I would think nearly all pro’s play through knocks scrapes and niggles .

Sounds
Like a bit of a malingerer to me the lazy cunt .

Time he got a few spells in the under 23s, that might change his tune. Let the fucker earn his wages.

[Dwayne Pipes]

Just one Corneto
Give him away
He was quite a bargain
If you get him to play
He's a managers answer
A player of their dream
Cause he's a a utility player
Can play any place in the team.

Would have put this in the bad song thread but no one started one.

A lot of Burnley fans say that he only “makes himself available” if he “feels 100% right” .
Which means he’ll probably never play as I would think nearly all pro’s play through knocks scrapes and niggles .

Sounds
Like a bit of a malingerer to me the lazy cunt .

Make you right seems to have his feet under the table now in our fucking convalescent home.
Don’t know why but always seems a right fucking fanny
to me.

[andyginbrasil]

A lot of Burnley fans say that he only “makes himself available” if he “feels 100% right” .
Which means he’ll probably never play as I would think nearly all pro’s play through knocks scrapes and niggles .

Sounds
Like a bit of a malingerer to me the lazy cunt .

Make you right seems to have his feet under the table now in our fucking convalescent home.
Don’t know why but always seems a right fucking fanny
to me.

And a diving cunt to boot

[Whiskyman]

A lot of Burnley fans say that he only “makes himself available” if he “feels 100% right” .
Which means he’ll probably never play as I would think nearly all pro’s play through knocks scrapes and niggles .

Sounds
Like a bit of a malingerer to me the lazy cunt .

Make you right seems to have his feet under the table now in our fucking convalescent home.
Don’t know why but always seems a right fucking fanny
to me.

I was getting worried for the long term future of the staff of the Andy Carroll wing. At least with Cornet's arrival their future employment seems assured for a while longer. And I'm sure Cornet's picture will soon be hanging proudly alongside other famous cripples and crocks who have adorned the treatment room over the years. Kieron Dyer, Carroll, Jack Wilshere and now Cornet. Legends to a man.

And so much for due diligence. All those buggers had previous in the sicknote stakes.

[Pipe smurf]

Declan Rice will be sold, Moyes will get the fee in full to reinvest

David Moyes has is eye on a DM and AM

[Clayton]

Declan Rice will be sold, Moyes will get the fee in full to reinvest

David Moyes has is eye on a DM and AM

Be better if he had both eyes on them .

[JayK]

Declan Rice will be sold, Moyes will get the fee in full to reinvest

David Moyes has is eye on a DM and AM

That money was already spent