2022 FIFA World Cup thread

[terrya1965]

Would make a good two Ronnies sketch if both were alive obviously

This post has been deleted as it was off topic . We have a perfectly good message board designed for this sort of old cunt .

Even I laughed out Whiskymam at that.

[andyginbrasil]

Ohhhhh yes I´m going to enjoy myself in town tonight.......

I might not survive but I´m certainly going to have fun

[terrya1965]

Do they have tellys in them to watch the World Cup ffs

Tellys. ? Bloody inbred country bumpkins wouldn’t know how to turn one on mate.

That's why you spend so much time up here Whiskyman or is it them strippers?

[terrya1965]

After all the criticism of England we end up with best record of the Group matches.

Now it's the business end,let it commence.Think there will a few shocks in the 2nd Round,let's hope we are not one of them.I think we'll win,but it would not surprise if the USA knock the Netherlands out and Morocco did the same to Spain.

[JayK]

Ohhhhh yes I´m going to enjoy myself in town tonight.......

I might not survive but I´m certainly going to have fun

[Whiskyman]

Tellys. ? Bloody inbred country bumpkins wouldn’t know how to turn one on mate.

That's why you spend so much time up here Whiskyman or is it them strippers?

I spend very little time there Terry. We have friends who live there and we visit about twice a year. As for the strippers I’ll pass on that one. My, albeit limited, experience of the sticks is of gap toothed heffalumps with muscles the size of a small planet. The thought of seeing one with no kit on is too awful to contemplate.

[andyginbrasil]

And cue......

[eskimo joe]

Mohamed must go to the mountain.

FIFA in their endeavour to pocket more money have fined Germany for not having a player attend a pre match press conference and are set to dish out the same punishment to Senegal for the same reasoning.

If a press conference is to be held why can it not be at the teams locale and not involve a 3 hour trip using up 3 hours plus that could be better spent. After all these press conferences are only good for marketing and lining FIFAs pockets. I wonder what FIFA would do if teams sent only a verge player, one who has not played and is least likely to.

[BlackDiamond]

If England win the world cup, Dec might go on a massive six week bender...on the other hand if they lose in the final he might be lost on a six week massive bender...

Same for Paqueta...

Breaks down like this:

Lose last 16 - three weeks
Quarter's - a month
Semi's - five weeks
Final - the full half dozen

If England meet Brazil in the Final - completely fucked.

[JayK]

If England win the world cup, Dec might go on a massive six week bender...on the other hand if they lose in the final he might be lost on a six week massive bender...

Same for Paqueta...

Breaks down like this:

Lose last 16 - three weeks
Quarter's - a month
Semi's - five weeks
Final - the full half dozen

If England meet Brazil in the Final - completely fucked.

Is Mount the massive bender?