Hammers Chat

I read an article yesterday. May have been C&H, can't remember, but it was about the scary prospect of McDullard still remaining if we go down. However, a club spokesman said it was immaterial as 'we have no intention of being relegated.'

So that's all good then.

Another season in the PL guaranteed.

We do have some right fucking dicks at our football club.

I briefly thought there was some ray of light in that only two teams would go down on league placings because of Everton's FFP shenanigans. You're allowed a loss of 105m over three seasons. They had losses of 372m. They'll find that hard to explain even accounting for covid and a points deduction is a distinct possibility.

But it will take ages to argue the facts and we're likely to already be down once a decision is made.



We could march I suppose

If we stay up under this cunt, I'll treat you all to a satchel

normannomates wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 12:34 am If we stay up under this cunt, I'll treat you all to a satchel

I’ll hold you to that Norman...

... and what’s a satchel?

OZHAMMER wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:51 am

normannomates wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 12:34 am If we stay up under this cunt, I'll treat you all to a satchel

I’ll hold you to that Norman...

... and what’s a satchel?

A handy fing for my books and stuff

OZHAMMER wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:51 am

normannomates wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 12:34 am If we stay up under this cunt, I'll treat you all to a satchel

I’ll hold you to that Norman...

... and what’s a satchel?

Briefcase with a strap. But why we're all gonna get one, fuck knows.

tassiehammer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:24 am

OZHAMMER wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:51 am

I’ll hold you to that Norman...

... and what’s a satchel?

Briefcase with a strap. But why we're all gonna get one, fuck knows.

I said I'll treat you all to a satchel each IF we stay up..
I'm confident I'll be cushty

normannomates wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 3:47 am

tassiehammer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:24 am

Briefcase with a strap. But why we're all gonna get one, fuck knows.

I said I'll treat you all to a satchel each IF we stay up..
I'm confident I'll be cushty

Me and Oz are feeling positive. You'll be like my old mum in law. She sends prezzies over that cost 30 Quid but it costs the silly old moo 40 quid to post them

tassiehammer wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 2:24 am

OZHAMMER wrote: ↑Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:51 am

I’ll hold you to that Norman...

... and what’s a satchel?

Briefcase with a strap. But why we're all gonna get one, fuck knows.

Who are you culling Fucknose, Cuntface?!

I'm still none the wiser as to what it is...