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Finally a cross of quality and it falls to superchin, who can't head a ball for fucking toffee. AC would have won the game there.
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Not the worst result in the world but we lack enough ideas and spontaneity to beat a decent team

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As funny as it is for myself....I wouldn't worry about that if was supporting England. Slovakia had fuck all intention of having a shot. In the knock outs it'll be rare to come up against a so defensive side plus you rested a handful of players.

Well played to Wales though. Unbelievable.

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why bother coming if all u gonna do is defend,cunts

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ToneLoc wrote:Oh great here comes Bruce ;)

"England spoilt for choice" says ITV man.

FFS stop it you're hurting me :lol:
I must admit I had a laugh over that one.

Ok Slovakia never looked like scoring apart from that one cock-up by that cunt Smalling. But top teams know how to break down a packed defence. And when the chances do come at international level you have to put them away. Steptoe and Sturridge didn't.

To break teams like that down a useful weapon is a big bloke to get on the end of crosses. Our best one is on a beach somewhere now.

We now play either Hungary, Portugal, Austria or Iceland. It could be worse I suppose.

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Oh well......

The thing I feared the most........ a graceless, uninspiring limp into the knockout stages to where this useless old cunt's inability to understand what the word "win" means will see them go out on penalties.......... and the equally useless old cunts at the FA Cup will see it as a success and award him a new contract to take him up to his 112th birthday.

Give me the choice of us crashing out but getting a decent manager I'd have snapped your arm off.
But then since when have the FA known what a good manager is.

So I suppose it's.......... matchsticks under the eyelids and we go on :)
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Now hes got REAL SELECTION PROBLEMS....hes just realised they are all completely shit!!!!!!!

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Even big crouchy in the studio could have done a job there,
AC is the perfect guy to bring on in these sort of games,every fucker knows it ,
apart from the England manager,even bloody hoddle admitted it.

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Porterman wrote:Now hes got REAL SELECTION PROBLEMS....hes just realised they are all completely shit!!!!!!!
He's spoilt for choice mate........ didn't you hear ITV??
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The experts now say the better teams will attack us more giving our forwards more of a chance to exploit the space,

Forgetting, of course, the fact that our central defenders are fucking useless.

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