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by h69 »
palerider wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:41 am
Top Five Dogging Locations
1 Barking Park
2 Cadbury Castle, Somerset
3 Dungeness
4 National Arboretum
5 Stonehenge
You will get crabs dogging at no.3
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by Brookbonds73 »
Top five drinks
Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine
Love a cup of Rosey I do.
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by Gandalf »
Top five Karl Pilkington quotes:
1. "I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse".
2. "It's not a great wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China".
3. “Do you know, if I had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.”
4. “But at the end of the day, if it comes at me, I will go at it. I will kick a panda in the bollocks if I have to!”
5. “You never see an old man eating a Twix”.
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by JayK »
Gandalf wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 6:39 pm
Top five Karl Pilkington quotes:
1. "I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse".
2. "It's not a great wall, it's an alright wall. It's the Alright Wall of China".
3. “Do you know, if I had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.”
4. “But at the end of the day, if it comes at me, I will go at it. I will kick a panda in the bollocks if I have to!”
5. “You never see an old man eating a Twix”.
Great quotes
COYI!!!
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by Gandalf »
Top five stage names:
Ariel Bender
Rat Scabies
Fee Waybill
Vim Fuego
Lux Interior
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by Newmarket »
Gandalf wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:05 pm
Top five stage names:
Ariel Bender
Rat Scabies
Fee Waybill
Vim Fuego
Lux Interior
This is a good un . Who are the last 2 ?
Bring back Jonathon !
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by terrya1965 »
Newmarket wrote: ↑Sat Jun 19, 2021 9:32 am
Gandalf wrote: ↑Fri Jun 18, 2021 6:05 pm
Top five stage names:
Ariel Bender
Rat Scabies
Fee Waybill
Vim Fuego
Lux Interior
This is a good un . Who are the last 2 ?
One kept your sink clean and the other is a soap,both from the 1970s.
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by terrya1965 »
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:46 pm
Top five drinks
Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine
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by OZHAMMER »
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:46 pm
Top five drinks
Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine
Surely Guinness has to be in amongst that lot somewhere?
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by Brookbonds73 »
OZHAMMER wrote: ↑Sat Jun 19, 2021 10:43 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 5:46 pm
Top five drinks
Brush cleaner
Red diesel
Anti freeze
Melted boot polish
Chlorine
Surely Guinness has to be in amongst that lot somewhere?
Any more of this blaspheming OZ, and I may have to get you barred.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.
