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Noni wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 12:41 pm
palerider wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 10:57 am

The Ecuadorian wanking frog can grow to 12 feet in length, bigger than any llama.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, and the other one says rub-it rub-it
:lol: Dickhead :lol:
COYI!!!

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Katie Price has given birth to an aardvark called Jim.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Our weather here in Ontario is pretty good!.....😁

Sebastian Vettel (Formula 1) was on BBC's Question Time.

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 5:46 pm Katie Price has given birth to an aardvark called Jim.
Jim the aardvark has fathered a baby aardvark they're calling Katie Price.
You ain't seen me............roight ?

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palerider wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 7:54 am
Brookbonds73 wrote: Wed May 11, 2022 5:46 pm Katie Price has given birth to an aardvark called Jim.
Jim the aardvark has fathered a baby aardvark they're calling Katie Price.
With massive fake boobs!..... :lol:

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I've recently acquired an eggplant and have called him Harold.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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