The Official Random As Fuck Thread

[whu]

Dog turds are much easier to pick up when they are frozen

your university challenge specialist subject?

[Newmarket]

Dog turds are much easier to pick up when they are frozen

your university challenge specialist subject?

Love it mate . I practise every day around 4.30ish .

My favourite bit is every weekend when I take my weekly collection to the bins .
The neighbours look forward to it too

[JayK]

You don’t ever see white dog poo anymore do you

[Brookbonds73]

I use mine to practice my golf swing. Nothing beats a ripened turd hitting a neighbour's window.

[palerider]

You don’t ever see white dog poo anymore do you

Lack of bone meal in dog food these days.

I know this because although I don't have a dog, I love dogging.

[Newmarket]

You don’t ever see white dog poo anymore do you

Lack of bone meal in dog food these days.

I know this because although I don't have a dog, I love dogging.

Is that also why you don’t see many white doggers these days ?

[palerider]

Lack of bone meal in dog food these days.

I know this because although I don't have a dog, I love dogging.

Is that also why you don’t see many white doggers these days ?

Only white ones down here.

Anyone even vaguely sun tanned doesn't get past the border checks. The staff at the local Indian have special passes.

[palerider]

Elvis Presley's only appearance on British soil was when he briefly landed at Prestwick airport Scotland while serving in the USAF.

He had time, however, to discover the delights of deep-fried mars bars.

[Brookbonds73]

I had a dump this morning that bared a striking resemblance to the leaning tower of Pisa.

[palerider]

I had a dump this morning that bared a striking resemblance to the leaning tower of Pisa.

I've been to Pisa and it's a bit of a dump.