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Gandalf wrote: ↑Mon Jun 14, 2021 9:00 pm Top five streakers!

Picture top left you can see James Nesbitt developing his trademark leer and the one top right notice Sean Bean smiling in a charity mixed XI

JayK wrote: ↑Mon Jun 14, 2021 9:11 pm

Gandalf wrote: ↑Mon Jun 14, 2021 9:00 pm Top five streakers!

Not too sure about the last one

Looks like his performing oral on his arsehole

terrya1965 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 14, 2021 10:28 pm

JayK wrote: ↑Mon Jun 14, 2021 9:11 pm

Not too sure about the last one

Looks like his performing oral on his arsehole

To be fair, the streaker does have a smile on his face….so maybe he was

Top Five Dogging Locations

1 Barking Park
2 Cadbury Castle, Somerset
3 Dungeness
4 National Arboretum
5 Stonehenge

palerider wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:41 am Top Five Dogging Locations

1 Barking Park
2 Cadbury Castle, Somerset
3 Dungeness
4 National Arboretum
5 Stonehenge

Ah the memories.
Many's the time I've unsheathed the beast at those establishments.

Top five pastimes.

Sword fighting
Yodelling
Dwarf throwing
Fisting
Log rolling.

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 11:54 am Top five pastimes.

Sword fighting
Yodelling
Dwarf throwing
Fisting
Log rolling.

Sword fighting that’s ridiculous

Newmarket wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 3:37 pm

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 11:54 am Top five pastimes.

Sword fighting
Yodelling
Dwarf throwing
Fisting
Log rolling.

Sword fighting that’s ridiculous

Everyone loves a bit of yodelling while fisting though

JayK wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 3:39 pm

Newmarket wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 3:37 pm

Sword fighting that’s ridiculous

Everyone loves a bit of yodelling while fisting though

Well yes , the other 4 go without saying.

But Sword Fighting ffs ?

Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 11:54 am Top five pastimes.

Sword fighting
Yodelling
Dwarf throwing
Fisting
Log rolling.

Scalping
Dogging
Sheep worrying
Autoerotic asphyxiation
Arson