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I Will Eat Your Face Off.

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A few years ago, just after I moved back to Florida, a bloke in Miami ate a tramps face. We never found out why. The tramp survived but the bloke got shot by the Old Bill.

Last week a college kid, home visiting his parents in Jupiter (where I almost moved to 2 years ago) had a disagreement with his dad, left a restaurant & then walked 3 miles before killing a couple & eating the mans face.

He didn't get shot though (he's white).

Am I missing something? Is face eating cool? Does man face flesh taste like prime steak?

It looks like neither bloke was on crazy drugs (pot was found in the first blokes system) so what is the big deal with eating face?

Or is it just a Florida thing?

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Is the face a wheat-protein based variety ?

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palerider wrote:Is the face a wheat-protein based variety ?
I wasn't going to go there but vegetarians rarely eat other peoples faces.

Where's the smug emoji?

This one will do :ugeek:

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I cant stand watching Nicholas Cage dvds let alone eating the fucking things ...

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Avit wrote:I cant stand watching Nicholas Cage dvds let alone eating the fucking things ...
Except National Treasure I hope.

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palerider wrote:
Avit wrote:I cant stand watching Nicholas Cage dvds let alone eating the fucking things ...
Except National Treasure I hope.
I'd rather eat that dvd than be forced to watch it :shock:

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Taansend wrote:
palerider wrote: Except National Treasure I hope.
I'd rather eat that dvd than be forced to watch it :shock:
A classic.

Almost as good as National Treasure 2.

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I would imagine that prime face, would be around the 25 year old mark, anything over that and it's liable to lose elasticity and ruin your molars.
Just thought I'd put that out there.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Brookbonds73 wrote:I would imagine that prime face, would be around the 25 year old mark, anything over that and it's liable to lose elasticity and ruin your molars.
Just thought I'd put that out there.
Food connoisseurs in Florida would disagree.

The first victim was in his 60's and the one last week was 59.

Maybe aged face is the best face.

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Perhaps it's like a fine malt, and improves with age. I may have to have a try at this with the old biddy a couple of doors along. Maybe knock up a quick face omelette or something.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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