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Herbiehammer
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Chat up lines

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from song lyrics

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
3 Donkeys on a shirt....

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Post by eastcoastclaret »

Even better, a song :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



The original was done by Kevin bloody Wilson
gonna need a bigger boat...my thumbs have gone weird...weleese bwian...I didn't eat the salmon mousse...nice beaver...like a glove...I have nipples Greg...the details of my life...he's not the messiah....

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Kevin Bloody Wilson. It's why I love the Aussies. (Unless it's during the Ashes).

Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's my fucking bike.
I've opened all this other shit there's nothing here I like.

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Or The Classic,never fails,

"Get yer coat babe you've pulled"

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"Fancy a squirt, love?"

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palerider wrote:Kevin Bloody Wilson. It's why I love the Aussies. (Unless it's during the Ashes).

Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's my fucking bike.
I've opened all this other shit there's nothing here I like.
You are one smooth talking fucker: Got any tips, Champ?

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