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Herbiehammer
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by Herbiehammer » Sat Jun 04, 2016 8:46 am
from song lyrics
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
3 Donkeys on a shirt....
eastcoastclaret
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Location: Chris Eubank has written a book about ethics. If it sells well, he'll write one about Kent too
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by eastcoastclaret » Sat Jun 04, 2016 10:21 am
gonna need a bigger boat...my thumbs have gone weird...weleese bwian...I didn't eat the salmon mousse...nice beaver...like a glove...I have nipples Greg...the details of my life...he's not the messiah....
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by palerider » Sat Jun 04, 2016 10:28 am
Kevin Bloody Wilson. It's why I love the Aussies. (Unless it's during the Ashes).
Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's my fucking bike.
I've opened all this other shit there's nothing here I like.
mkhammer
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by mkhammer » Sat Jun 04, 2016 12:36 pm
Or The Classic,never fails,
"Get yer coat babe you've pulled"
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by FatPigIron » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:36 pm
"Fancy a squirt, love?"
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by FatPigIron » Sat Jun 04, 2016 7:46 pm
palerider wrote: Kevin Bloody Wilson. It's why I love the Aussies. (Unless it's during the Ashes).
Hey Santa Claus you cunt, where's my fucking bike.
I've opened all this other shit there's nothing here I like.
You are one smooth talking fucker: Got any tips, Champ?