The Official Random As Fuck Thread

[Noni]

Last night I dreamt I ate a huge marshmallow .....
When I woke up in the morning, my pillow was missing !....

[Newmarket]

Last night I dreamt I ate a huge marshmallow .....
When I woke up in the morning, my pillow was missing !....

Can you sit ok though ?

[JayK]

Last night I dreamt I ate a huge marshmallow .....
When I woke up in the morning, my pillow was missing !....

Can you sit ok though ?

[palerider]

I had a fry-up at Fleet Services Harry Ramsdens this morning but had an extra hash brown instead of the tomato.

[JayK]

I had a fry-up at Fleet Services Harry Ramsdens this morning but had an extra hash brown instead of the tomato.

Cooked tomatoes are the devils food

[Noni]

Last night I dreamt I ate a huge marshmallow .....
When I woke up in the morning, my pillow was missing !....

Can you sit ok though ?

I did go to the doctors and he said my condition was comfortable.

[palerider]

I had a fry-up at Fleet Services Harry Ramsdens this morning but had an extra hash brown instead of the tomato.

Cooked tomatoes are the devils food

A single tinned tomato is fine with a full English but any minimum wage scrote that puts a partly fried fresh one on your plate needs to be taken into the car park and shot.

[JayK]

Cooked tomatoes are the devils food

A single tinned tomato is fine with a full English but any minimum wage scrote that puts a partly fried fresh one on your plate needs to be taken into the car park and shot.

I wouldn’t be against them being shot for the tinned one either

[dorsetdano]

The biggest crime is serving a hash brown as part of a full English Breakfast. Fried potato's are fine in a full English , but hash browns are a hideous invention that should never be seen near a full English!

Its like calling Budweiser the king of beers - wrong on so many different levels!

[palerider]

The biggest crime is serving a hash brown as part of a full English Breakfast. Fried potato's are fine in a full English , but hash browns are a hideous invention that should never be seen near a full English!

Its like calling Budweiser the king of beers - wrong on so many different levels!

I don't mind a hash brown tbh. One of the few things the Yanks got right.

But it's open to debate I grant you.

There's a cafe in Yeovil that does the 'ultimate' full English. Their words not mine, which is...

2 fried aggs, two rashers, 2 sausages. black pudding, tinned tom, beans, mushrooms, fried bread & bubble n' squeak. No hash browns or fried potatoes. Punters asking for a veggie option are thrown out.

A joy for the fat cunts of that fine town and all for £7.99 including a cup of tea. Toast is extra.