The Official Random As Fuck Thread

[palerider]

I have a fungal infection on the big toe of my left foot which I've named Jurgen.

(The fungal infection, not the foot. The foot's called Heinrich).

[Brookbonds73]

I have a fungal infection on the big toe of my left foot which I've named Jurgen.

(The fungal infection, not the foot. The foot's called Heinrich).

Nasty business my learned friend.
One minute you're prancing around, tackle out, crooning to Dean Martin, the next you've grown a beard, hopping around with a parrot on your shoulder drinking rum.

We've all done it.

[palerider]

I have a fungal infection on the big toe of my left foot which I've named Jurgen.

(The fungal infection, not the foot. The foot's called Heinrich).

Nasty business my learned friend.
One minute you're prancing around, tackle out, crooning to Dean Martin, the next you've grown a beard, hopping around with a parrot on your shoulder drinking rum.

We've all done it.

Indeed.

I've had to get one of those mobility scooters which I've painted Wehrmacht grey and put SS markings on. And have attached a Flammenwerfer 35 flame thrower to it should any cunt go near me. I don't want this fucking monkey pox virus that's for damn sure.

Incineration, not infection, that's my motto.

[Brookbonds73]

Nasty business my learned friend.
One minute you're prancing around, tackle out, crooning to Dean Martin, the next you've grown a beard, hopping around with a parrot on your shoulder drinking rum.

We've all done it.

Indeed.

I've had to get one of those mobility scooters which I've painted Wehrmacht grey and put SS markings on. And have attached a Flammenwerfer 35 flame thrower to it should any cunt go near me. I don't want this fucking monkey pox virus that's for damn sure.

Incineration, not infection, that's my motto.

Quite so.
I've had to quarantine my collection of imported macaque's from the illegals. You just never know what those heathens are bringing in off the dinghy's.

[palerider]

Indeed.

I've had to get one of those mobility scooters which I've painted Wehrmacht grey and put SS markings on. And have attached a Flammenwerfer 35 flame thrower to it should any cunt go near me. I don't want this fucking monkey pox virus that's for damn sure.

Incineration, not infection, that's my motto.

Quite so.
I've had to quarantine my collection of imported macaque's from the illegals. You just never know what those heathens are bringing in off the dinghy's.

You name it mon ami and they have it....

Ebola, Typhus, Dengue Fever, Beriberi, Leprosy. All of the biblical killers. And it's what the government won't tell you.

The entire crew of the Eastbourne RNLI are now in an isolation ward in Brighton hospital, all of them with temperatures in the 100's and delusional, having brought in a dinghy containing 750 of the cunts last week.

All of them are refusing any food apart from matzah and gefiltefish.

Samples are with the CDC in Atlanta and it points to a new strain of Yiddisher fever, thought to have been eradicated, last seen when the vermin were in with a Champions League place chance.

[Newmarket]

Quite so.
I've had to quarantine my collection of imported macaque's from the illegals. You just never know what those heathens are bringing in off the dinghy's.

You name it mon ami and they have it....

Ebola, Typhus, Dengue Fever, Beriberi, Leprosy. All of the biblical killers. And it's what the government won't tell you.

The entire crew of the Eastbourne RNLI are now in an isolation ward in Brighton hospital, all of them with temperatures in the 100's and delusional, having brought in a dinghy containing 750 of the cunts last week.

All of them are refusing any food apart from matzah and gefiltefish.

Samples are with the CDC in Atlanta and it points to a new strain of Yiddisher fever, thought to have been eradicated, last seen when the vermin were in with a Champions League place chance.

So like now then ?

[Noni]

I just won our football league predictions from the Genesis(Progressive music site) forum .....



May give it another go for next season on this site as I missed quite a weeks last year and my heart was not in it.

[Noni]

Just heard today. Apparently, calling a man bald is classed as sexual harassment by the tribunal.

What ever next!...


No jokes about my small willy, please!.....

[JayK]

Just heard today. Apparently, calling a man bald is classed as sexual harassment by the tribunal.

What ever next!...


No jokes about my small willy, please!.....

Fuckin ridiculous init.

[JayK]

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